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I don't know who she is but the checklist has already been maxed out: Puts out on the first date. Isn't afraid to go full commando, and has absolutely no respect for the domestic leatherette option in the Suburban you borrowed from mom.
$10.00 and the final remnants of my Culver's cheese curds says she uses dipshit phrases like "bussin" and "no cap" and "i'll kill you if I find you hiding in the backseat of my Toyota Corolla again, mother fucker". Typical zoomer attitude.
Nearly 20-years-old and still doesn't know how to speak coherently. But what she lacks in basic motor function, she makes up for in grade-A prime meats. I'M SOLD.
original title: selfie to make your day better . Listen bitch; 7 hrs ago it seemed like a good idea to eat 64 slices of American Cheese & wash it down with gin. Unless u have a sewing kit & extensive knowledge of battle wounds, ur request is denied.
That's a home-wrecking set of dimensions if I've ever seen some. Literally built for BBC, BGC, YMCA and whatever DOT codes are needed for construction vehicles.
Maybe more like 3 days . But in relation to how much shit gets pushed out of an average OnlyFan's rancid wound on a daily basis, that's a pretty underwhelming track record. She's Lana Carter and her abrupt exit left the world blue-balled.
A little wisdom my grand pappy used to say: "if you find a woman that rides you like she's training for the Olympics, you have found your wife. Now unplug the microwave, it's been laughing at me again." Nam kinda fucked him up. [ more ]
Great. Now Middle Eastern hostage situations make me cum.
Scroll down ↓↓ for the comments on this. You will not be disappointed. (probably)
Consider this a 60 second tutorial on why you should always reach for vagina outside of Walmart's Black Friday sale. Remember Norman Vincent's words: “Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll still land among the gonorrhea.”
Watch her get fucked [ HERE ] and [ HERE ]
Overtime hours in an industry that fucks more vocal cords than fronting a death metal band isn't a recommendation. But wedding rings are $$$... so I'm just sayin.
Lets just say Summer ended early. More HERE
Her tit-to-face ratio is insane. Literally carved right out of the blueprint for "girls I would give up red meat just to be in the same room as one of her brappers after a solo speed run of Olive Garden's Tour of Italy" . In other words; I fucks with it.
This trend makes you wonder wtf zoomers are being conditioned to beat off to. Careful - One ghost nut to this kind of shit, and you'll be wondering why file names like "lotr_gollum_anal_jamboree.mp4" are on your desktop in a few years.
Nothing says "committed girlfriend" quite like a limited case of whiplash Let's just say... this chicken head's probably seen more cock than an Alabama hen house.
I'll give you the participation trophy for at least doing something different than the "punch with my left arm, roll my eyes" combo every. single. fucking. girl. does on this platform before the tits come out, but it still gonna be a no from me dawg.
If we could go ahead and get an ID on her, that would be fantastic. Try to time it around the Black Friday sales on 10-packs of tube socks if possible. Appreciate it.
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Anyone else have a theory that there's a factory churning out these girls by the hundreds on a conveyor belt in Edison New Jersey? They're all starting to bleed into the same hair/tan/sexually transmitted disease combo... and I don't like it.
Short collection of those tissue-ripping videos you come across at 2:00 in the morning in the middle of a Dr Pepper-fueled jackoff marathon, only to never be seen again when you actually go looking for them on purpose. #tipofmypenis
Well shit, I have a Fruit of the Loom boxer briefs double-pack for anyone that can track down a high definition version of this. No charge for the designer skidmarks.
NOT What She Expected
Rekt · 3,200 Views
Who's Laughing Now?
Porn · 71,522 Views
It Doesn't Get Better
Anal · 64,241 Views
Life Changing BBC
Beefy · 101,477 Views
Before... and After
Slutty · 160,887 Views
"what safe word?"
Anal · 71,455 Views
Legal in Argentina
Webcams · 98,712 Views
Imagine thinking marriage is an option in 2022
Well shit, with proportions and elasticity like that I'll gladly lower my standard and line up at the brillo pad elephant dick barbershop with the rest of em. #noregrats
I don't know who she is but the checklist has already been maxed out: Puts out on the first date. Isn't afraid to go full commando, and has absolutely no respect for the domestic leatherette option in the Suburban you borrowed from mom.
$10.00 and the final remnants of my Culver's cheese curds says she uses dipshit phrases like "bussin" and "no cap" and "i'll kill you if I find you hiding in the backseat of my Toyota Corolla again, mother fucker". Typical zoomer attitude.
Nearly 20-years-old and still doesn't know how to speak coherently. But what she lacks in basic motor function, she makes up for in grade-A prime meats. I'M SOLD.
original title: selfie to make your day better . Listen bitch; 7 hrs ago it seemed like a good idea to eat 64 slices of American Cheese & wash it down with gin. Unless u have a sewing kit & extensive knowledge of battle wounds, ur request is denied.
That's a home-wrecking set of dimensions if I've ever seen some. Literally built for BBC, BGC, YMCA and whatever DOT codes are needed for construction vehicles.
Maybe more like 3 days . But in relation to how much shit gets pushed out of an average OnlyFan's rancid wound on a daily basis, that's a pretty underwhelming track record. She's Lana Carter and her abrupt exit left the world blue-balled.
A little wisdom my grand pappy used to say: "if you find a woman that rides you like she's training for the Olympics, you have found your wife. Now unplug the microwave, it's been laughing at me again." Nam kinda fucked him up. [ more ]
Great. Now Middle Eastern hostage situations make me cum.
Scroll down ↓↓ for the comments on this. You will not be disappointed. (probably)
Consider this a 60 second tutorial on why you should always reach for vagina outside of Walmart's Black Friday sale. Remember Norman Vincent's words: “Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll still land among the gonorrhea.”
Watch her get fucked [ HERE ] and [ HERE ]
Overtime hours in an industry that fucks more vocal cords than fronting a death metal band isn't a recommendation. But wedding rings are $$$... so I'm just sayin.
Lets just say Summer ended early. More HERE
Her tit-to-face ratio is insane. Literally carved right out of the blueprint for "girls I would give up red meat just to be in the same room as one of her brappers after a solo speed run of Olive Garden's Tour of Italy" . In other words; I fucks with it.
This trend makes you wonder wtf zoomers are being conditioned to beat off to. Careful - One ghost nut to this kind of shit, and you'll be wondering why file names like "lotr_gollum_anal_jamboree.mp4" are on your desktop in a few years.
Nothing says "committed girlfriend" quite like a limited case of whiplash Let's just say... this chicken head's probably seen more cock than an Alabama hen house.
I'll give you the participation trophy for at least doing something different than the "punch with my left arm, roll my eyes" combo every. single. fucking. girl. does on this platform before the tits come out, but it still gonna be a no from me dawg.
If we could go ahead and get an ID on her, that would be fantastic. Try to time it around the Black Friday sales on 10-packs of tube socks if possible. Appreciate it.
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Unfortunately shes probably only sexually attracted to guys hung like a snap peas & softer than dudes selling lattes at a feminist rally. Eight Words: The Complete Manual of Suicide by Wataru Tsurumi. Buy 2 copies to fully understand my genius.
Anyone else have a theory that there's a factory churning out these girls by the hundreds on a conveyor belt in Edison New Jersey? They're all starting to bleed into the same hair/tan/sexually transmitted disease combo... and I don't like it.
Short collection of those tissue-ripping videos you come across at 2:00 in the morning in the middle of a Dr Pepper-fueled jackoff marathon, only to never be seen again when you actually go looking for them on purpose. #tipofmypenis
Well shit, I have a Fruit of the Loom boxer briefs double-pack for anyone that can track down a high definition version of this. No charge for the designer skidmarks.
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