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Published November 22, 2005 2:47PM (EST)

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Did you know that pornography takes in more money each year in the United States than the three largest professional sports -- football, basketball and baseball -- combined? Broadsheet sure didn't. But that's only the least of what's revealed in the Guardian's report today about a UC-Berkeley study on men and masturbation.
Two American scientists set out to determine how distracted a man gets while masturbating. They asked college students to sign up for the study (who better?!); each of the 35 participants was enticed with a small sum of money, of course. They were then asked to answer a survey on a laptop "designed to be operated easily using only the non-dominant hand."
For purposes of control, only some of the students were asked to answer the survey while aroused. They "were first asked to self-stimulate themselves, and were presented with the same questions [as the others, in a 'natural' state] only after they had achieved a high but sub-orgasmic level of arousal."
The survey questions were all sex-oriented; the Guardian notes that they asked about "the attractiveness of different sexual activities, items and opportunities. Among them: women's shoes; a 12-year-old girl; an animal; a 50-year-old woman; a man; and an extremely fat person."
The study pretty much confirms what most people believe about young men as a group: When already aroused, men might find all kinds of things attractive. (But shoes and animals? That's a bit of a surprise!) Broadsheet wonders what would happen if they tried this experiment with women? Would we suddenly lust for loafers?
Hillary Frey is the Books editor at Salon.
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Here's all you need to participate in the web's sloppiest shoe fetish: Your own two feet, a phone with a camera, a fresh pair of Nikes (though anything will do in a pinch), and a few snack packs of messy, gloppy, sexy pudding. Are you ready?
Start filming the shoes. Allow the camera to contemplate their sensual appeal: crisp laces, exclusive colorway, soft leather upper. When sufficient time has passed—you'll know when you're ready—introduce the pudding, slowly and with care, showing off its packaging and label. Then take the container in your hands, rip it open, and deposit the soupy payload in your sneaker's throat.
Take a deep breath. Calm your nerves. You've been waiting a long time for this, and you'll want to savor the moment.
Feel the squishy chocolate between your toes.
Use other ingredients if you're feeling adventurous. Fancy tomato sauce?
Cover your entire outfit in pudding.
Take a saw to your sneakers if you must.
To paraphrase a common refrain from the comments sections of these videos: What the fuck did you just watch?
If so-called "unboxing" videos, in which omniscient offscreen narrators slowly and sensually open sealed boxes containing pristine new products, are the late-night Cinemax to society's collective tumescence over consumer goods, the videos above are something like BDSM. To the young man (unsurprisingly, based on anecdotal observation, this proclivity belongs almost exclusively to young men) who destroys a pair of Dunks with a host of viscous foodstuffs and then uploads the video to YouTube, expensive new shoes are objects to be idolized, but also dominated, microwaved, humiliated, slashed with a kitchen knife, willed into submission. Yes, like virtually every other seemingly inexplicable thing on this great big internet, pudding sneakers are about sex.
The videos achieve their unique and unsettling vividness by incorporating elements of two other fetishes: "wet and messy" or "sploshing," a well-documented preference for sex covered in Jell-O, shaving cream, baked beans, et al; and sneaker destruction, which, as a Vice interview with a "seasoned shoe destroyer" detailed earlier this year , is exactly what it sounds like.
Sneaker culture is as fertile ground as any for fetishism. Its most ardent exponents regularly fixate on limited runs and brand-new colors with near-sexual intensity, waiting in long lines and paying exorbitant prices to pick them up, and it's not difficult to imagine some Hypebeast comment-section regular literally masturbating into his Nikes. (Indeed, those videos exist if you're looking.) Multiply that obsessive impulse with the sadism behind crush videos, add a touch of wet and messy, and pretty soon you're filling your size 10s with all the banana pudding they can take.
I asked lovinsneax1, an astoundingly prolific YouTuber—he has destroyed hundreds of pairs of sneakers over the past five years using everything from chocolate to a blow torch to his own urine—to help explain the appeal. "In general it's all about trashing sneakers for me," he emailed in slightly mangled English. "The newer and more expensive the better. I can't tell you why, it's just that I enjoy—also in a sexual gratification—trashing sneakers, especially Adidas and Nikes." (In the interest of protecting his offline identity, I didn't ask lovinsneax1 where he lives.)
Though he created two of the pudding videos above, lovinsneax1 insisted that grub doesn't hold any particular fascination for him; it's just one weapon in an arsenal of many. There are certainly more efficient means than food if utter destruction is the only aim: in this video , for instance, he melts a Nike Air Max 90 over an open fire; here , a different guy pulverizes an Asics Tiger with an M-80 firecracker. And when you mess around with food, you have to deal with what comes next.
"Playing a pair with food ruins them entirely as everything starts to mold within a few days, even after cleaning. So the only chance is to bin them directly ;-)", lovinsneax1 wrote. "Why food? It's just one way to trash them. After killing dozens of pairs it's just the alternation. I love to kill a fresh pair, independent of the method. Can be buy burning, cutting, ripping, writing, muddying or messing up with food."
In one memorable video, lovinsneax1 is in red and white Nikes, flirting with the edge of a wooded creek. Gingerly, he dips in, then scoops a bit of mud with one foot and smears it on the toe of the other, dragging them both through the dirt a bit, and dips in again. After a few more minutes of dipping and smearing, we realize this is all a tease. Lovinsneax1 plunges ankles-deep into the water, and the cameraman, wearing a clean pair of Air Force 1s, starts breathing excitedly.
The bucolic setting is unexpected, but until this point, you're still watching a relatively ordinary sneaker destruction video. Only after a jarring, Godardian jump-cut is the awful truth revealed: a mass grave dozens of sneakers deep sits in the underbrush just beyond the shore, and now the Air Force 1s are stomping all over it.
That video alone would have cost hundreds of dollars to produce if the sneakers were purchased new, and there are hundreds of other clips like it. Fortunately for lovinsneax1, he doesn't have to pay for all of them. Most of the shoes, he said, are donated by fellow enthusiasts who enjoy watching him work, though he admitted that he's still spent "a lot" of money on what can only be a very expensive hobby. (He declined to give a precise figure.) Some shoes are tortured beyond the point of wearability after he's done with them; others he continues to take out in public. "I thought [wearing trashed sneakers] would cause attention," he said, "but in fact nobody really cares."
If you didn't already know what you were watching, you might mistake his vast collection of films for the work of an obsessive video artist. At anywhere between five and forty minutes each, they require patience, and after watching dozens of clips over the past several weeks, I'll confess an uncomfortable thrill at seeing such gleaming commercial goods so thoroughly battered. Lovinsneax1 sometimes scrawls all-caps slogans in Sharpie on his prospective victims, lending the appearance of anti-consumerist agit-prop: "FUCK SNEAX." "BYE BYE." "DRECKS." "KILL ME." Slyly, on a pair of Adidas: "JUST DO IT."
His intention isn't so subversive. "It's because it's despiteous to write on an expensive, fresh sneaker," he said, sounding more like Instagram rich-kid Param Sharma than Barbara Kruger or Ed Ruscha. "There are lots of people who would love to wear such a pair but can't afford. Maybe it's this objection which makes it that horny to use a sneaker for something completely different than just wearing." He doesn't continue his passion through the lens of art, he added, but he would be open-minded if a gallery came calling.
If that last quote about people who can't afford sneakers makes you angry, all the better for lovinsneax1. "I also like to read all those comments from people who can't understand and who suggest to donate these shoes," rather than destroy them, he said. "No, I just love to trash them...:-)"

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Masturbation, for many people, is a thing that they do not feel like talking often. However, it is not a bad thing. Many people have different beliefs about masturbation, as well as difficulty knowing how to do it. If you do know how, it can become monotonous leaving you unsatisfied. It is also important to note that there are many things that you can masturbate with and they do not have to penetrate.
First thing first, although it is commonly done and usually safe, there are a few precautions that you want to use.
A bathroom faucet is one of the things you can use to masturbate with; however, it is not referring to the sink or tub faucets, rather it means the jet spray or removable shower head. They are great for stimulating your clitoris. You can sit or stand as you do this, plus you have the ability to control the force of the water so that you get just the right pressure for an orgasm.
When using the shower head or jet spray, remember to aim the water at the top of your clitoris, not the opening. Getting water in the opening may cause an infection. You also want to be sure to wash the sprayer before you use and pee when you are done. These precautions will help you avoid bacterial infections.
A pillow is actually a great tool for masturbation. It is soft and flexible making it easy to hit the right spot. You can rub it between your legs or directly against your clitoris for the perfect orgasm.
Make sure you stop when you begin to notice irritation to avoid any damage. It is also highly recommended that you dedicate a pillow specifically for this purpose to help prevent any infections.
Among the list of great things to masturbate with is the electric toothbrush. This is another item which allows for extra vibration sensation. It is best to remove the bristle end, if possible and cover with a condom. The condom will help the ease of use. You can then rub on your clitoris or insert into your vagina for an orgasmic stimulation.
It is important that you do not use the bristled end of the toothbrush as you can hurt yourself. You also want to make sure that toothbrush is dedicated solely to masturbating, use a different one to brush your teeth.
Your hands do not have any cost to them, and are not as intimidating as other items. You are also in complete control of your hands. Using one or two fingers will be your best bet if you are just starting out. Move your fingers around and find which orifices you are comfortable having penetrated or you can stay on the exterior locations.
Using your hands is a great way to find the best spots for creating orgasms and makes it easier when you are trying to help your partner find that perfect spot. Do not be afraid to experiment with different amounts of pressure, directions, and locations.
The washing machine vibrates on the spin cycle making it one of the most interesting things to masturbate with. Simply sit on the machine and allow the vibration to help you masturbate. You can also spread your legs and rub against it while it is vibrating to achieve an orgasm.
It does require practice to ensure you are not injured. Make sure you sit so that you will not fall off while it is vibrating. You also want to make sure you sanitize it prior to and after masturbating.
A banana is one of the most common things to masturbate with among boys. You can either peel the banana or cut off one end and squeeze the fruit out; either way eat the banana so that you do not leave any traces. Clean out the skin and fill with your favorite lubrication.
Then, you can either wrap the skin around your penis or insert your penis into the end that you cut off. Proceed to masturbate. The skin will give you a different sensation than your hand and you will have a receptacle for your cum.
Melons are actually the most popular of homemade masturbation toys for men. Once you have your melon, but a hole in one side that fits the circumference of your penis. (Do not over exaggerate as it will not work properly.) Next, hollow out some of the melon so that your penis fits inside the melon.
Then, on the opposite side cut a pencil sized hole to adjust the amount of suction. As you pump the melon, place a finger over the hole while you are masturbating to increase the suction.
Find a cup that is large and long enough to fit your erectile. Then, get two sponges wet with warm water and place inside the cup. You want each sponge to fill about half the cup.
When you are ready to begin masturbating, squirt lubricant into the cup, then place your penis between the two sponges. Now you have a homemade vagina to help you masturbate. Be sure that you use enough lube though so that you do not rub it raw.
Use that toilet paper roll that only has one sheet left in a new and creative way. Most of the time a toilet paper roll is just the right size to accommodate most men and among the top five things to masturbate with for men. You can also use a paper towel roll or wrapping paper rolls if you need a different size.
Place a condom inside the tube flipping the open end over the edge of the tube. Secure the excess condom to the tube by using tape or a rubber band. Fill the condom with lubricant and begin to masturbate. You can hold it with your hand or place it between your couch cushions.
You need a Ziploc bag, scissors, and lubricant for this. Then, follow the steps below to create a masturbation technique that simulates real sex.
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