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Hey guys, it's been a while since I've posted.
I'm very famous around these neck of the woods so please remember I may be to busy (or to cool) to reply to your peasentry comments.
Reply.. don't reply.. either way i won't care because I'm cool and you're not
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What are Americans’ favorite sex acts? How much do women and men differ in this regard? A new study with a nationally representative sample of over 2,000 U.S. adults aged 18+ provides answers.
Survey participants rated over 50 different sexual and romantic behaviors—from masturbating to using vibrators to playful whipping—for how appealing they found each on a 4-point scale from “very appealing” and “somewhat appealing” to “not appealing” and “not at all appealing.” The below infographics order the top 10 behaviors based on the percentage of women and men who rated that behavior as “very appealing”.
The top 10 sexual behaviors rated as "very appealing" by U.S. women
The top 10 sexual behaviors rated as "very appealing" by U.S. men
Some of these results aren't surprising, like the fact that vaginal intercourse, the sex act most critical for the continuation of our species, topped both genders’ lists. Yet, even this wasn’t universally beloved by everyone: 11% of women and 16% of men found it unappealing. (Lest you are tempted to attribute this to nonheterosexuality, only 1.5% of women and 6% of men in the study identified as lesbian or gay). This is an excellent reminder that there are no human universals when it comes to sex.
In line with gender stereotypes, seven of the top 10 acts for women were related to romance and foreplay (cuddling, kissing, massages, watching romantic movies, gentle sex, etc.). However, in defiance of such stereotypes, three of the romantic items also made it to the men’s top 10, including cuddling more often, kissing during sex and gentle sex. (In contrast, rough sex, and another act that seems ubiquitous in conversations and pornography these days, anal sex, were nowhere near the top 10 for either gender. But more on that in a future article.)
Receiving oral sex made it to the top 10 for both sexes, although many more men than women (61% v. 43%) found this very appealing, a gender difference that has been explained in many ways: from women’s higher self-consciousness about genital looks, smell and taste, to male partners being uninterested or incompetent in giving oral sex.
Interestingly, despite this talk of many guys supposedly being too macho or grossed out to go down on women, giving oral sex made it into the top 10 most appealing behaviors for men, but not women. When you add those who weren’t overly enthusiastic but still found this act somewhat appealing, 77% of men reported enjoying giving oral sex compared to 58% of women. Only 21% of women rated giving oral as “very appealing;” it barely made their top 20 list. (No wonder one of the most frequently asked questions by men in my online Q&As is “how do I get my girlfriend to give me a blowjob?”)
The remaining items on men’s top 10 list not among women’s favorites had to do with aspects of sexuality frequently found to be higher in men: general sex drive (having sex more often), interest in sexual novelty (having sex in other parts of the house or in a hotel) and response to visual stimuli (watching partner undress). Luckily for men, at least as far as that last item is concerned, the last item on women’s top 10 list was wearing sexy underwear/lingerie, which hopefully they enjoy slowly taking off while their partner watches.
Of course, take these lists with a grain of salt. First, they are based on those who rated each behavior as “very appealing”; had I ordered the acts by adding the percent of those who also rated each as “somewhat appealing,” a slightly different picture would have emerged. Also, many other acts that didn’t make the top 10 were appealing to only slightly fewer people than the ones that did make the cut, and many of the acts that made it to only one gender’s top 10 were in the top 15-20 for the other gender. Finally, the lists are partially an artifact of the exact items asked: Even with 52 different acts included, there are hundreds more that got left out of this particular survey.
That notwithstanding, these lists offer valuable insight into some of our strongest and most common desires, and the gender differences and similarities in this regard. Perhaps they can even prove useful to you next time the clothes start coming off.
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How much can go wrong when you’re trying to have sex on camera? A lot
Mishaps and difficulties happen in every workplace. You feel a cold coming on, so you take a bunch of meds to make it through a big day. A fumble in the breakroom creates an unseemly mess for someone else to clean up. Like any good worker pushing for the American Dream, you figure a work around or a way to make it through.
Things on a porn set are no different.
We talked to several adult video actors and actresses, and asked them to share stories of their most memorable accidents on the job.
“There was a period of time in late 2014 that I had really bad luck with pop shots. Now, if you know anything about porn, you know a ‘pop shot’ is the money shot—aka the cum shot.
“So, for about two weeks straight it seemed that every single one of my shoots was to end in a facial. I generally love cum, but for whatever reason I was cursed to get hit square in the eye with it every single time .
“Not only that, but it seemed to rotate—one time in the right eye, then the left, then both. Cum is acidic and tends to lead to several hours of redness generally.
“I have a habit of going to get my mail after my shoots, and aside from some stinging and redness, I generally forgot about the cum in the eye after it was washed out. But the fourth or fifth time I went to get my mail, the mail guy finally asked me ‘Is everything okay with your eye?’
“I realized that to the outside world, not only did I look like I had some sort of severe incurable pinkeye, but it was also migrating and I had no good explanation for it. I was so embarrassed and must have looked so guilty. I mumbled something about allergies and resolved to get better redness-cutting eye drops.
“Fortunately, my cum bad luck streak ended shortly after—but now that I’m joking about it, it will probably happen again.”
Photograph courtesy of Mercedes Carrera
“One day, I was doing an anal scene, like I do. The guy and I are fucking on a bed, and everything is going great. It's towards the end of the scene, and we move to reverse cowgirl. I love reverse, it's one of my favorites but it's a little tricky on a bed and the angle can be kinda weird.”
“So, we're fucking, shooting video, and it's a little awkward but fine. The still photographer is sitting way on the other side of the room, waiting for his turn. Totally out of the blue, the cock pops out of my ass.
“The still photographer screams. We pause. I had flung butt jelly—not poop; a slimy, clear combo of lube and mucus that it an unavoidable part of shooting anal sex—when the cock popped out, and it hit the photographer right in the eye.
“I thought it was pretty funny. He didn't.”
Photograph courtesy of Casey Calvert
“The most gruesome, funny on-set accident happened whilst I was directing an all-girl movie. I was behind the camera watching the scene unfold. One girl was partially naked on all fours and had her backside up in the air. Another girl started licking in her rear crevice.
“She tongued a bit deeper, and suddenly the girl doing the licking stopped and screwed up her face. We paused the camera, and when asked if she was okay, she replied, ‘Oh yes, yes, I am now, it was only a little bit of poop.’
“Being a trooper, she just wanted to carry on. I am not sure where the poop went, I never asked. However, I did give her my toothbrush and some mouthwash so the girls could carry on.”
“There was the time that my female counterpart was using a sea sponge because she was on her period. We were in doggie position and after ten to twelve minutes of banging away, I had worn the skin off on the head of my penis. It looked like Rudolph the Red Nosed Penis.
“But that wasn't the worst part. After I realized the extent of my injury, I still had to bring it all to a ‘head’ and finish off with the pop shot. In order to do that, I had to masturbate until I got to an orgasm.
“I was almost in tears while desperately trying to end the vicious punishment that my hand was inflicting upon myself. We got the pop shot, but it put me out for a week.
“Or, there was the time that I was really sick, but it didn't hit me until I was already on set. I asked the [production assistant] for something to help out, to which he stated ‘No problem,’ he had some DayQuil. Except it turned out to be NYQuil.
“About half way through the scene, I was falling asleep. When we were setting up for the pop shot, the camera man had to keep waking me up because I was turning into a narcoleptic while I was jerking off.”
Photograph courtesy of Derrick Pierce
“I was scheduled to shoot with my idol, Nina Hartley, and my best friend Mona Wales. It was smooth sailing for me that day, five-plus hours of shooting, until the very last scene. Our final circus trick required us to squat side by side on a large box with our butts hanging off of the edge.
“But the very moment that I assumed the position on that box, a day’s worth of clear silicone lube came gushing out of my body with a gurgle and a splash onto the floor.
“I was mortified. Afraid to look behind me and see just what I had done, all I could do was squeeze out a loud, pitiful, ‘Oops!’
“As soon as my body unfroze, I scrambled to make my little accident disappear. It was that precise moment that I truly learned to appreciate the role of a porn production assistant. Before I could compose myself enough to stand, the PA on duty had already wiped, mopped, and sanitized the whole area.
Photograph courtesy of Daisy Ducati
“I love filming movies, and even though I'm surrounded by cast and crew, I sometimes forget about everyone else there—it's like me and the other girl are completely alone.
“But no matter how hot and passionate things are, we aren't able to escape anatomy and science. What I'm trying to say is, sometimes queefing happens.
“When my fingers or my partner’s fingers are thrusting up inside my pussy, air also creeps in there. When we change positions, the air has to release, and it can be quite loud. You can't help but quickly be reminded there's a crew watching you and microphones are picking up your every sound when someone giggles due to an especially loud queef.
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