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I like a girl pee in my mouth, and lick her ass after she was on toilet and shit. But she have problem to pee while she sitting on me. Do most girls having problem with that?
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y ep, My GF is not into peeing, but she does it for me... only problem is she finds it difficult to go when not on the toilet but over my face.
Hey at least she's prepared to try for me ! :o)
n o i don't think so there is any problem in sitting in your mouth just the discomfort, but tell me onw thing is it safe to do so, because i wanna try it with my wife?how does it feel?
M y boyfriend is really into that sort of thing. i would sit on his face and let him suck it right out of me. actually he got me to make him a video of me peeing, and even though i was alone in my bathroom i got nervous on video, so i would probably be pretty nervous about peeing in front of him. but im sure as hell going to try for him. anything to make him happy.
y es i prefer shitting mouth, my s in law is very cute. i had a dream to teste her shit from her ass. after 6 moth try i could get her agreed to shit on my face . it was amazing to lick her assole while shitting
I t took my wife many years of practice to pee while I was licking her or she was squatted over me. I found that if I quit licking her pussy, she could relax and start to pee. After the Golden Necter began to flow I can start licking again. Nothing like feeling the pee flowing out of her pee hole and into my mouth.
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y eah i say thats hot an sexy at the sametime if your really obbsessed with a girl and licking her ass is ultimately sexy aswell...the sensation of a girl peeing on your is soo sexy too so i say its hot only if you love off the girl in all those ways an she thinks its hot that you want that from her
T aste great and its less filling. What more do you want.
W ell I am not into the shit thing but yeah I drink golden wine from my wife.
I love teh tatste direct from the source.
initially start with a glass and let her fill it in front of you... slowly come to the 69 type of position where she is not facing you to give her "her space" to do teh naughty thing.. an dslowly she will have no problem in squating on your face and bestowing you with her precious golden wine and sexy juices....
I t's just a matter of a relaxing sit.
If the girl or lady sits quite relaxed on your mouth it should be quite easy.
But some women or girls have to train a few times before they can sit completely relaxed and let their pee go.
Most enjoy it very much after they have tried a few times and got used to it.
S in law shitting in mouth! Lucky pal. But did u only tasted her shit? Real experience is 2 lubricate asshole of the cuttie, penetrate tongue deep within until its tip touches something edgy. Thats the shit. Take it all into ur mouth. Eat the hot cake
N ot necessarily. May this is a mental block. She can come out if u pals take an intermediate step. 4 sometime let her pee in an empty glass u watching her, and then u can drink it hot. Eventually she ll sit on u 2 pee
m y wife quite often used to call me into the toilet and ask me if i wanted to lick her clean after she had pissed and shit it was yummy
I f a girl/lady is sitting correctly on your mouth and you swallow as needed, normally there would not get lost a single drop of her pee.
It is only a matter of good training and good swallowing.
But the lady/girl should take some little care by waiting a little bit with her pee until you have swallowed and then continue again.
Mostly it is enough if she only is reducing the speed of her peeing so that you have enough time to swallow down any single drop of her.
Usually it is extremely erotic and stimulating if a lady/girl is sitting relaxed on your mouth.
Most can pee with a real stimulating pleasure and have their real fun when they do.
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Wife told me she wanted to experiment, I obliged, then she attempted to eat my feces.
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Throwaway account because my wife follows my regular account here. My (28m) wife (26f) and I have admittedly had very vanilla sex throughout our 3 year marriage. We had our first kid a year ago and it seriously slowed down our sex life. However, a little under a month ago she approached me about “trying new things”. She has been hanging out with a group of moms in our neighborhood and one of them told her that she and her husband tried pegging and it completely transformed their marriage. My wife told me that she wanted to try pegging as well to “spice things up”. At first I thought it was a joke, but soon realized she actually wanted to peg me. I had never done assplay before and had always lived by the philosophy that the anus is solely an exit, but my wife made it clear that this was important to her so after a few days I obliged.
That next weekend, she pegged me and everything was surprisingly enjoyable. Additionally, the week following the pegging was one of the best weeks we’ve had together since the birth of our child. We were back to our old sex life, doing things like having sex before work and even waking each other up with head. However, that next weekend she told me she wanted to peg me again. I was slightly confused as to why this last week of sex wasn’t cutting it for her, but I agreed.
This is when things took an extreme turn. During this second pegging while my wife was inside of me, she grabbed my hair, craned my neck to the right, and pressed our foreheads together. I had never seen her take control like this and thought it was very hot until she looked me in the eye and whispered “I want your shit”. I pulled my face away and asked her to repeat and she said “I want you to shit on me”. I pushed her off of me and asked her if she was joking and she started crying. I felt like a fucking dick because she thought I was kinkshaming her. In a way, I was because I thought the request was far too extreme. I ended up leaving for the night and stayed with one of my close friends, but didn’t tell him what happened.
After that incident, my wife and I hardly talked all week unless it related to our son. At the end of the week, I asked my wife to talk about what happened. She told me again that she wanted me to shit on her and that it meant a lot to her. I thought it was sickening, but she claimed this was her deepest, darkest kink. I couldn’t understand how and why my shit excited her, but she insisted that she has always wanted this.
We fought about this for about a week and after watching some scat porn and reading articles by people who also shared this kink, I tried to put myself in my wife’s shoes. I told her that I will shit on her if that is what will turn her on. She was so happy and even though I was still completely nauseated by this desire, I wanted to satisfy her.
That brings us to tonight. We were having sex for the first time this week when I (regrettably) confessed to her that I had to take a shit. She perked up with a smile, sensed my discomfort, and began stroking my hair and whispering encouraging things to me. I still really didn’t want to go through with it, but since I had promised her I pulled out and we ran to the bathroom.
She got into the bathtub and I hung my ass over the side of the tub. I started pushing, but unsurprisingly found it very difficult to successfully shit on my wife. I turned my head around to see my wife staring up and smiling at me waiting for me to finish. With enough time, I was finally able to get a turd to start coming out. I could hear my wife breathing heavier beneath me as my asshole started opening. However, before the turd was able to drop on her chest, I felt a sensation around my asshole.
I turned around and saw my wife - the love of my life, the mother of my son - attempting to catch my turd in her mouth as it fell out of my asshole. I was horrified that she would try to do this, and tried to pull the shit back into my body so she couldn’t receive it in her mouth. Seeing what looked like an attempt by her to eat my shit brought me close to throwing up.
As I clenched my buttcheeks together to try to stop the shit from reaching my wife, the clenching cut off a very small piece of my shit and I heard it land somewhere beneath me. I was too scared and disgusted to look at my wife to see what she had done with it, so I ran to the other bathroom to clean myself. As I was sitting in the other bathroom thinking about how I will ever be able to look my wife in the eye again, I heard footsteps approaching. My wife lightly knocked on the door. I didn’t respond and was on the verge of throwing up the more I thought about what just happened. She walked away and then I got a text from her thanking me for fulfilling her wish and asking me to come to bed.
I’ve been sitting in the living room typing this for the last half hour scared to face my wife. We have plans to take our son to the zoo with another family tomorrow, but I don’t think I can look at her after what she did to me. I feel deceived and violated by the woman I love and trust. During our initial conversations about this, there was never a question that my shit would go anywhere other than her chest. She knew how uncomfortable I was with this in the first place, yet she still tried to push the boundary that we had established.
I would appreciate any feedback from anyone who has experienced a similar violation of trust from a loved one. I’m turning to this sub for advice because for obvious reasons, I cannot tell anyone that knows my wife and I. I know that some of you may find this humorous, but please serious comments only - this is something that could lead to the end of our marriage.
EDIT: I didn't expect this to go to the front page, but my wife has seen the post. I have been unable to face her and there is no way to get out of going to the zoo with the other family today. I appreciate all the serious feedback and I will update tonight.
Edit: Silver, Gold, Platinum? You've got to be shitting me...
I know I’m gonna need 7 digits to even think about this
i feel like tina belcher after reading
I'm a total fucking degenerate and even I had this face the whole time
For anyone who's curious what Two Girls one cup is, it's a delightful christian film. Go watch it now with your kids!
Now is not the time to watch that, Stephanie.
Funniest comment I've read all week 😂
Yea I’m totally serious. Clearly OP and his wife have divergent sexual needs and sex therapy is amazing for helping couples understand one another.
You can get right up in that asshole with 7 small digits.
Ugh those area codes! There’s so many of them though. Which one?
You could start off with a couple of fingers, and work up to 7 digits
Never has this comment been more appropriate and I’ve seen some shit on here, pun intended.
I feel like I need to step in here, but I got nothing.
You don't get Soros' check in the mail every month?!
Seriously, I just finished up Christmas shopping with mine.
I could do this for 3 diamonds and 1 gold.
With her shit eating grin how can you say no?
lol nice. But for real though, I honestly don’t know of a sub that is fit to assess this situation.
Bro, reddit can’t give you the professional counseling you need after this
I need it too. I was eating my breakfast when I read this. Now I’ll never eat again. 😭
Think I’d have stopped eating after reading the title alone 😂
I’m taking a shit and can’t finish anymore... I’ve literally clenched up on the can.
We all have fetishes but it's not like a necessary part of our sex lives. If the husband is uncomfortable with it, he shouldn't do it and his wife should understand. If his wife is in shambles over this, she needs therapy and they need couples therapy for underlying issues.
THIS. It is unacceptable to expect your partner to participate in a sex act they are uncomfortable with. Your kinks are not anyone else’s responsibility. Guilt tripping and manipulating someone to do something they are uncomfortable with is never ok.
Fuck man I need therapy after this.
I’m imagining some ghost poking out from the toilet hole going, “aw, no nummies today?” 😂
Normal Reddit coffee browsing doesn't do it for me anymore.
“Honey... I want the frank... AND the beans....the Refried beans”
Group hug? I’m now back under the covers and have no intention of ever coming out again.
"how to cure over eating in one Single step"
We might be sitting on a Gold Pile here!
For real. Jesus Christ. This is somehow worse than those stories where the other party is clearly cheating (or on their way) and the poster is in hopeful denial. This needs the kind of professional you fly in from somewhere no one's ever heard of.
Just... damn. Assuming you want to stay together, what can you even do to fix this? Eat/drink something that makes your turds taste bad and hope she gets the hint?
My sister did that with her dog who ate it's own shit but it just caused him to eat her other dog's shit.
So, OP MAY have to worry about another dude shitting in his wife's mouth if he won't.
For REAL, I have no clue with this situation.
You gotta feed the stuff to all the animals in the household because pets are disgusting.
(I love pets. I have many pets. I don't let my dog lick me because I know where that tongue has been.)
I mean how good can shit taste, even on a good day?
Because turds don't taste bad enough already?
even though i’ve never tried it, i’m pretty sure turds taste bad on their own
He should drink 6 Busch Lights and down a can of corn and just let her have it.
I was hitting my vape at the time of reading your comment and FUCK YOU for making me almost die 😂
She should shit on herself if it’s that urgent.
I’m a psychotherapist and I don’t think even I could begin to give OP competent counseling.
God. The medical field has ruined me.
I’m entirely unphased by this.
It’s actually weird to me that so many people lose their appetite after reading a poop story.
Like, I could probably eat a warm, microwaved Snickers bar with my hands while reading that, laugh to myself about how much it must look like I’m eating actual shit, finish off my candy-turd, and then just follow it up with a nice, thick, chocolate pudding.
I’ve become a monster.
ER nurse here, can confirm. We have no souls. I'm eating Chipotle right now.
Or the professional counseling I need after reading this
> I started pushing, but unsurprisingly found it very difficult to successfully shit on my wife.
I'm so glad someone else thinks so. That was the exact moment I had to screenshot.
This could be one of the most absurd things I have ever read
I turned around and saw my wife - the love of my life, the mother of my son - attempting to catch my turd in her mouth as it fell out of my asshole.
My friend once bet my brother at the beach he could shit his pants in the water. He had a turd but apparently with his pool trunks on, his natural reflexes prevented him from pooping.
A sentence I’m sure he never envisioned himself writing.
No way, this story is such BS and far too well written for a half hour of being distraught and disgusted sitting on the couch lol.
Why do I think that this thread will become one that is featured in those "what's the one bizarre post that every new redditor needs to see" askreddit questions?
This is definitely up there with “Two broken arms boy”, “poop knife” and “you like that you fucking retard”
no this is the definition of r/evenwithcontext
I had never seen her take control like this and thought it was very hot until she looked me in the eye and whispered “I want your shit”.
Your wife.....has been repressing urges like Stan Smith.
Shit , watch that episode of American Dad to find the answers that you seek.
This could end up as reddit copypasta like “in this moment, I am euphoric”
I haven't laughed this hard at anything in a long time. Thank you for this.
Glad you used a throwaway account. I am sure nothing here will tip her off that it is you!
Legend. Such a general story. Could never be associated
Yeah, I mean if I had a nickel for every time I’ve heard the ol’ “wife wants to peg me, then eat my shit” story, I’d be a trillionaire!
“Please don’t pet peg the animals”
Could be anyone, really... Yes anyone at all on the front page of Reddit.
Shit, I was just about to create a throwaway to write a very similar story until I saw this post!
Now I need not bother, I can read redditors reactions to this!
With a username like that relating to the story I would have guess this is your new throwaway at first glance.
I don't understand how people can grow up with the internet and still fall for low effort trolls like this.
It's boring if you believen everything you read is fake. Sometimes though, there are things so crazy that people wouldn't believe it if you'd make a movie out of it. There are probably a lot more crazy stories than you can imagine.
Its like when I tell people about how I took care of my foreskin being fused to my glan with a pocket knife when I was 15 years old. The gross aspect of the story and the fsct I plug it randomly in unrelated places make it seems like childish troll but its all true
Edit: its also the same knife kn my reddit profile
I just thought it was odd how much detail he went into. Like, okay. You can
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