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I had to jack my brother off
Oct 3, 2005
About 5 months ago - my brother was involved in a severe car incident. His entire left arm down to his hand is in a cast, his right arm is permentaly dead and his hip is fractured.
I have been speaking with him a lot more latley since his accident.
You see my brother does not have anyone to care for him, so it's hard for him to do things around his apartment. I go there atleast 4 times a week and give him a "hand"
If you think about it. He has not been able to jack off since the accident. He is extremley horney and I understand his needs for satisfying his member.
He told me "I could sure go for a good J-off right about now" I simply replied with an approved smiley on my face "I could sure give a good H-job about now"
He then looked me in the eyes and said "Go slow, then build up speed, and work you're way around that lump in the center"
I told him to "hush" and let little brother take care of things.
I started away at his huge reluctant cock. I hammered at it as if I was climbing a rope up Mount Everest with a group of 10 savage indians right behind me.
It felt like I just began when BAM! his load sprayed all in my face and I licked it up! Then he said "Spit some into my mouth little bro" I said "I'll die for you" then I spat the remaining cum into his mouth (although I savored the flavor)
I then ran to the bathroom super quick to give myself a good jack.
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I'm laying in bed, I'm just getting over a painful yeast infection and I'm 6 months pregnant and tired and grumpy.i walked out to go pee and he was laying on the couch and I startled him. He had a piece of paper towel sitting next to him and his pants down. He totally admitted it, and said he was thinking about me baha. Even though he's probably scared to finish now. Any body else walk in on their partner?
Lol never happened to me before but if it did I think I would like it haha
I've never walked in on my husband. If I did I wouldn't mind and probably offer to help. Lol
Walked in on my SO once years ago on my lunch break. Horrible, horrible memory lol
If I caught my husband jacking off on my couch, I'd kick his ass. Not because he was masturbating, but because he's doing it ON MY COUCH.
My bf watches porn in the bathroom, I can understand some women having an issue with porn, especially if they've made it clear to their SO that they have a problem with it, but Personally I don't (I watch it myself sometimes sorry tmi) I've walked in on my bf watching it, he just kinda looks at me awkwardly and I just laugh, go to the toilet and then go back to sleep. :)
Never happened to me, but I'm sure i would be really disgusted !
I did last week and I just looked down smiled and teased him "you never get under the covers... You're playing with yourself aren't you? He said yeah and I said" ok have fun"
I would laugh at him if I caught him
I have but didn't see him. He does it in the shower and I will walk in to pee and be like "your whacking it aren't you?" He laughs and I finish and tell him to have fun. Lol
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I really like giving him head because it's really his favorite and I can get creative and make him practically scream. But this taste thing means he only gets it maybe once a month because it's truly a labor of love. We have tried putting flavoring on (chocolate, etc), and that helps somewhat, but it's not always practical to have that stuff on hand. Is there something he can eat/take that will improve the flavor? Or any tips/tricks for not gagging? It really is the flavor and not how deep in my mouth—I used to go deeper than I do now, exactly for this reason.
Men tend to produce less ejaculate as they age, ANB, and ejaculate isn't produced in the balls. Sperm cells, which are produced in the balls, only account for a tiny percentage of a man's total ejaculate—and sperm isn't a sweetener, ANB, so removing sperm from the mix (by getting a vasectomy) won't impact taste much.
So what's in his jizz then? Take it away, Encyclopedia Britannica ...
In the sexually mature human male, sperm cells are produced by the testes (singular, testis); they constitute only about 2 to 5 percent of the total semen volume. As sperm travel through the male reproductive tract, they are bathed in fluids produced and secreted by the various tubules and glands of the reproductive system. After emerging from the testes, sperm are stored in the epididymis, in which secretions of potassium, sodium, and glycerylphosphorylcholine (an energy source for sperm) are contributed to the sperm cells. Sperm mature in the epididymis. They then pass through a long tube, called the ductus deferens, or vas deferens, to another storage area, the ampulla. The ampulla secretes a yellowish fluid, ergothioneine, a substance that reduces (removes oxygen from) chemical compounds, and the ampulla also secretes fructose, a sugar that nourishes the sperm. During the process of ejaculation, liquids from the prostate gland and seminal vesicles are added, which help dilute the concentration of sperm and provide a suitable environment for them. Fluids contributed by the seminal vesicles are approximately 60 percent of the total semen volume; these fluids contain fructose, amino acids, citric acid, phosphorus, potassium, and hormones known as prostaglandins. The prostate gland contributes about 30 percent of the seminal fluid; the constituents of its secretions are mainly citric acid, acid phosphatase, calcium, sodium, zinc, potassium, protein-splitting enzymes, and fibrolysin (an enzyme that reduces blood and tissue fibres). A small amount of fluid is secreted by the bulbourethral and urethral glands; this is a thick, clear, lubricating protein commonly known as mucus.
Anyway, ANB, the older a man gets, the less of all of that—the less fructose (a sweetener!), amino acids, citric acid, phosphorus, potassium, sodium, glycerylphosphorylcholine, and that "thick, clear, lubricating protein commonly known as mucus," etc.—he produces. Consequently, your husband's ejaculate is more concentrated these days than it was when you first started blowing him 25 years ago, ANB, something that could impact taste and " mouthfeel ," as they say in junk food R&D.
So what can you do? Well, you don't have to keep swallowing. As I've said long said ....
Swallowing is extra credit. It's not a course requirement. I say this as someone who gives and receives blowjobs: If someone sucks your dick until you come, you got your damn blowjob. What a blower does with the blowee's come after the blowjob is over—spit, swallow, spread it on toast—is the blower's call to make.
If given a choice between fewer blowjobs with swallowing or more blowjobs without swallowing, ANB, I imagine your husband would opt for the latter. (Protip: blow him until he's just about to come—when he's just past the point of orgasmic inevitability—then pull out as he starts to come and keep a spitty/wet hand working his shaft and head until he's drained.)
And while it's a myth that eating pineapple or chugging two cans of sweetened condensed milk can improve the flavor of a man's ejaculate, it's a fact that our bodily fluids are impacted by our diets. If your husband has a shitty diet—if he doesn't do fresh fruit or drink much water, if all he eats is junk food and all he drinks is booze and/or coffee—the effect on his ejaculate would become more pronounced over time. Getting him to eat better and drink water—not sweetened condensed milk—won't turn his come into vanilla pudding, ANB, but it could make it easier to swallow.
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Last night a noise woke me up...I rolled over and my husband quickly removed his hands from under the covers. And rolled over on his side( facing away from me). I reached under the covers and his underwear was down and his dick was hard. I tried to rub it becuase i was thinking about giving him a bj but the position he was in wasn't good and wasn't letting me do much. So I just fell asleep cause I was just too tired!! Im not mad at him for master bating, actually I rather enjoy to watch him...but I think he is too embarrassed to do it in front of me:/ cause I've told him that I want to watch and he says no! But I have caught him master bating several times before and he just stops what he is doing and goes back to sleep. And i usually pretend like i didn't see anything and go back to sleep...What would you do?
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