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It doesn't matter if she is short, fat, and has a big mouth as long as she swallows - funny fishing
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The English language is full of words that describe the shape of our bodies, some of them positive and some of them less positive. Let’s take a look at some of the more commonly used words for body shapes.
Probably the most commonly used adjective to describe someone who has too little fat is thin . ‘Thin’ is often used in a negative way: She’s very pretty but she’s too thin. Skinny , a slightly informal word, means very much the same: I don’t like his looks – he’s too skinny. Even thinner than ‘skinny’ is scrawny (also a slightly informal word). Someone who is scrawny is so thin that their bones stick out: He was a scrawny little kid. Gaunt , meanwhile, is used to describe a very thin face , sometimes a face that is thin because a person is ill: Her face was gaunt and grey. The adjective emaciated describes someone who is dangerously thin, usually through illness or extreme hunger. It describes the whole of the body: Some of the patients were quite emaciated.
The above adjectives are generally negative, but there are as many adjectives to describe people who are thin in a way that is positive. Probably the most common of these is slim . If someone is slim they are quite thin in a way that is attractive: Charlotte was looking lovely and slim in the photos. Other synonyms for ‘slim’ have an extra meaning in addition to ‘having little fat’. Slender , for example, means ‘slim and graceful ’: She was small and slender, like a dancer. Lean describes someone who is slim and strong : Long-distance runners are usually fairly lean . Petite , which is positive in tone, means ‘ short and slim’ and is only used for women and girls. Slight , meanwhile, which is neither positive nor negative, means ‘thin and delicate’.
Of course, there are just as many words to describe the opposite situation. Fat is probably the most commonly used adjective for describing someone who has too much flesh but, it is very direct . We sometimes use other, slightly less negative words to describe someone who is a little fat. Stocky , for example, means ‘strong and wide’: He’s got the stocky build of a rugby player. Solid too is often used in this way: As a child, James was always quite solid. Similarly, big is sometimes used as a less direct way of saying ‘fat’: Sophie didn’t use to be so big, did she? Plump and chubby mean ‘slightly fat’ but both sound almost pleasant and are often used of young children: She was admiring the baby’s plump little legs./Look at his lovely chubby cheeks!
Some ‘fat’ words, on the other hand, are very direct. Overweight is an adjective that a doctor might use to describe a fat patient. It is slightly clinical in tone. A patient who is extremely overweight might well be described by the doctor as obese .
And then there is ‘behemoth’, ‘portly’, ‘thunder thighs’, ‘wide stride’. ‘heavy duty’, ‘plus size’, ‘Wanda’, ‘Margret’, ‘Miss Piggy’, ‘Yo Mamma’ & ‘Yolanda’!
The fashion industry can always find terms to sell to customers who don’t fit their usual model. (Yes, the pun is intended.) “Full-figured,” “Juno-esque” (for the goddess) and “Rubens-esque ” (for the Flemish painter) are often used to refer to women with large breasts and broad hips. Let’s note as well, that in many parts of the non-Western world, large breasts and broad hips are considered highly erotic.
I totally agree with you. Actually, large breasts and broad hips are biologically determined to be perceived as erotic, as they represent some very clear advantages for the conception of children. Just another proof that it’s in the Western world where this weight obsession has gone too far.
Am I the only one who has noticed the absence of terms to name somebody who is just normal? Maybe we should stop and reflect on what this means. We’ve got plenty of words to name the extremes, but almost none to name what’s normal. Maybe this is the way we have of fitting people into absurd pre-designed categories so that in the end nobody feels fine about their body. If we classify everyone as thin or fat there’s no way we’ll ever create a healthy perception of weight in society. We seriously must stop labeling things like this.
It’s a common phenomenon that we take the ordinary for granted but focus attention on the unusual. In golf, for instance, par is the expected score, so the colorful vocabulary is reserved for scores under par (“birdie” and “eagle”) and scores over par (“bogey”). Similarly, we know what an ordinary person looks like, so we tend to emphasize the unusual in our choice of descriptive adjectives.
And since an earlier commenter added terms about large people, I can add two for the slim set: “willowy,” which implies natural grace, and “svelte,” which is borrowed from French, so it must be elegant.
Normal is subjective. There are different types of normal, with which could be co-jointed with any of these adjectives. In such case, these adjectives serve merely to describe, its not necessarily malice. It becomes impossible to standardise normal in the end (as it is normal is not one, but varied). So everyone essential is as normal as can be.
People can label you based on what they see, its up to you to try to match what you know of yourself to what they are trying to say about you. There lies the whole truth. There’s hardly any need to be royally discontented, because both perceptions are true in essence. Love your body! (I wander what shape you are now
My thoughts, exactly. Well-said. We need more words to describe body types between fat and skinny. I’m not talking about subjective observations or feelings here. I’m suggesting that words to describe a “middle range” of physical body types are lacking in the English language. The dog is thin. The dog is fat. The dog is… what? Average? Normal? Medium? Those terms are subjective. Where’s the word for a physique that lies between thin and fat?
Hey somebody please help me with these sentence. I always though lithe is like someone lean and flexible but in here it seems a little contradictory:
“He was resembled his father, being dark-haired, strong and tall, but lithe.”
Hi Kaue. The sentence would not be much of a difference. this is how I would say.
“He was resembled his father, being dark-haired, strong and tall, but thin.” what do you think of it.
Hi Jack. Doesn’t “thin” imply being slightly underweight, or at least a bit less than the ideal for one’s skeleton size? Many people go through a “thin” phase when growing up, as they may be growing taller faster than they gain breadth, but a thin adult would probably be healthier if they were able to gain just a little weight.
“Slim” doesn’t have the same slightly negative tone & is generally used for someone in the lower half of the healthy weight range for their height.
Hi Kaue. Lithe doesn’t imply being underweight or weak.
Cambridge dictionary online gives this sentence as an example: “He had the lithe, athletic body of a ballet dancer.” Male ballet dancers are expected to be slim, fit and flexible as well as tall enough and strong enough to lift another adult while dancing!
Similarly, gymnasts, athletes & trapeze artists (male or female) could be described as “lithe”.
Dear Kate,
Thank you very much for the article. I found it really helpful, since it is extremely difficult to get (find or presume) such kind of information, especially when you live in non-english country.
I have created a piece of infographic which, I belive, can illustrate this article: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1305216782825533&set=a.861368823877000.1073741825.100000116703671&type=3 .
I would very much appreciate it if you could look on the diagram and share your opinion if every word gets a proper place. Maybe I should add some more words or remove something what looks inappropriate.
Thank you in advance.
That’s a very good idea, Joyce !
But I am not Kate Woodford, sorry !…
That’s funny, because I know 2 persons who call Joyce, whose one of my cousins !
Thanks ma’am, your blogs are such a great way to understand words and their usage. Really appreciate your help.
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Jude Paler
updated September 20, 2022, 9:47 am
All is fair in love and war, they say.
It doesn’t matter if you’re fat or thin when you love. Because love doesn’t focus on the outward appearance but on the beauty of your soul inside.
For those who scorn chubby girls, it may be a surprise for them that someone can actually simultaneously be happy and chubby.
In fact, nothing about a chubby girl’s appearance make them unworthy of great love, awesome sex, and respect.
A chubby girl has been through a lot already especially in today’s culture. We live in a culture that defines them as unhealthy, a problem, ugly, and unhygienic.
So, if you like a chubby girl right now, make sure you are serious about getting to know her. The B.S. and disappointments she has faced in the past are enough.
Here are four things you should know about dating a chubby girl:
When you date a chubby girl, make sure you are serious.
Don’t date her if you just want to humiliate her. Don’t get involved with her if you just want to try her out because she’s “big in all the right places”.
These reasons are very dehumanizing and hurtful for them. Most chubby girls develop trust issues when it comes to anyone’s ability to love them.
Chubby girls navigate in a work that constantly tells them of their unworthiness. It simply means that no matter how confident they are, they are still subjected to proving their worth.
You may meet the most confident chubby girl in the world but it wouldn’t change the fact that the society will try to convince them that they should hate themselves.
Chubby girls need support to thrive. If you like a chubby girl, provide her with safety and care. Do not make her feel guilty for oppressive beauty standards that you have no control over.
A backhanded compliment is a remark which seems to be a compliment but is meant to be an insult.
The best example of this is when a man says: “I love a woman with meat on her bones.” it may sound encouraging but when you think about it, it is stripping you down to animalistic meatiness.
Unfortunately, this is the most common pick-up line from people who want to flirt with a chubby girl. It hurts because no one wants to hear that your basis for wanting them is because you aren’t attracted to someone else.
Sexualizing, fetishizing and racializing bigger women carries dehumanization and violence behind it.
If you appreciate her, just tell her straight.
“You are more than your body, but I love appreciating your beauty.”
(Related: What makes an average guy instantly become ‘hot’? Click here to find out ).
When in a relationship with a chubby girl, there are some things you cannot do especially if you weigh less than her. You’re probably not going to do that cute piggyback thing couples do in movies.
Also, the rules of physics state that you cannot pick her up and carry her in your arms if she falls and hurts her ankle during a zombie apocalypse.
So before you get into a relationship with a chubby girl, be prepared to think about them. Think about the sizing of seats in restaurants or stadiums, how she can’t wear your clothes, how you travel (bus, train, or airplane, what kind of bed we get, etc.).
It matters because it means you are thinking about how you can be a good boyfriend to her.
Now that you know how to treat a chubby girl, here are the 10 reasons why chubby girls make the best girlfriend around:
Chubby girls are interesting to date because of their ability to talk about anything. Since they know they cannot reach society’s standard of being sexy, they’ve often made it a point to focus more on their brains and their personality. So, they can engage you in a variety of topics that will keep you from being bored.
Chubby girls know that their looks will probably not get your attention like curvy and petite women. However, they make it up with their charming and sociable nature that will click with you in no time. They may not be skinny sexy but they have an attitude to die for.
This is a generalization but pretty women don’t always have an endearing personality. Think about the movies you watched with beautiful but mean girls.
It may be because they know they’re beautiful in the eyes of the world so they feel entitled. They think the world of themselves, don’t expect them to be all that nice towards you.
However, that is something you won’t have to deal with when you’re dating a chubby girl. Most have a fun and bubbly personality and they don’t feel that the world revolves around them. It makes it easier to deal and hang out with them.
Warmth can be understood physically and emotionally — they are both. Physically, they feel warm when you hug and cuddle them. Emotionally, they are welcoming and having them by your side feels like home.
They’re not afraid to gain some weight. You can have food trips with her because she’s open to trying out different type of delicacies.
So if you happen to enjoy trying out new dishes, dating a chubby girl will not dampen your foodie spirit. They enjoy having a good meal so you can expect them to be more than willing to try out different restaurants and cuisines with you.
Chubby girls, just like any woman, loves to hug and cuddle. So if you’re the type who enjoys getting some cuddles, then you can’t go wrong with dating a chubby girl. Of course,
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