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At the end of the recently released trailer for Marvel’s forthcoming TV show She-Hulk: Attorney at Law , we see a rapid-fire montage of She-Hulk, Esq., swiping through suitors on an app, going on a series of dates, and then carrying one of them into her bedroom, knocking over a lamp in the process. The scene represents a major development for the largely sexless Marvel Cinematic Universe , and especially for its Hulks. In Avengers: Age of Ultron , after all, Bruce Banner (Mark Ruffalo) suggests to Natasha Romanoff (Scarlett Johansson) that he can never have sex because when he gets too excited, he transforms into an uncontrollably violent, 1,200-pound monster: “I can’t have this—kids. Do the math. I physically can’t.” It’s a variation on the problem laid out by Larry Niven in his 1969 essay “Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex”: a superstrong being’s involuntary muscle contractions could do some real damage to a mere mortal partner. So She-Hulk’s Tinder success raises an important question: How does a Hulk smash?
Fortunately, there are 60 years’ worth of Hulk comic books to provide some possible answers and salacious gossip, and I’ve read all of them , so now is the moment for me to present my findings. (Disclaimer: I’m only considering the main Marvel Comics universe here, not alternate-universe or possible-future versions of the Hulk. My apologies to fans of the semi-incestuous pairing of Hulk and She-Hulk, who are cousins, in the “ Old Man Logan ” timeline.)
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Before we can get into the Hulk’s relationship history, it’s essential to note that the basic concept of the Hulk in the MCU as well as in the old Incredible Hulk TV show—that Bruce Banner is a brilliant but twitchy scientist who turns into the big, dumb green guy when he gets angry—has only rarely been the case in the comics of the past four decades. And when Banner’s had liaisons with women, it’s almost always been at times when his own consciousness could control the Hulk—something along the lines of the zen, glasses-wearing “Professor Hulk” seen in Avengers: Endgame .
In the comics, things are much weirder. Bruce, it turns out, has a complicated variation on dissociative identity disorder, and many of his alters are Hulks: some childlike, some brutish, some cunning. From 1988–90, for instance, his dominant identity was a sharp but vicious gray Hulk form, smaller than the familiar green one who called himself “Joe Fixit” and worked as an enforcer for a Las Vegas casino. He had a girlfriend then, too: Marlo Chandler, an aerobics instructor (who subsequently became the human host for the personification of Death, because comics are like that).
The Banner side of him seems to be drawn to dangerous women. His ex-wife Betty Ross is now a savage gamma-enhanced creature called Harpy. He had a doomed romance with his enemy the Abomination’s also-doomed ex-wife Nadia Dornova. And he revisited his collegiate fling with biochemist Monica Rappaccini after she became the leader of the terrorist science organization Advanced Idea Mechanics. The Abomination and A.I.M. had, in fact, earlier teamed up to turn Banner’s circa-1983 girlfriend, the undercover S.H.I.E.L.D. agent Kate Waynesboro, into the monstrous cyborg Ms. M.O.D.O.K.
Still, the only nonsuperpowered, nonalien woman who pretty definitely had sex with Banner at a time when anger turned him into the dumb green Hulk appears to have been Dawn Michaels, an undercover Daily Bugle reporter who appeared in one issue ever, 1978’s The Hulk! No. 10. She died, but not as a result of the dalliance: She was murdered by corrupt mine owners after spending a single night with Banner. (In that story, we see Bruce and Dawn start kissing by the fireplace in her cabin and then cut to the two of them investigating the mine the next morning. Later, he’s surprised when she implies that she knows he’s also the Hulk, so apparently an elevated pulse rate isn’t enough to turn him green.)
The big green guy, on the other hand, definitely gets around, and is particularly popular with royalty and aliens. Not that Hulk and these lovers were any less star-crossed. Jarella, the princess of a subatomic sword-and-sorcery-type kingdom, was his girlfriend for a while in the ’70s, before her tragic demise. Another alien, Bereet, a “techno-artist” from the planet Krylor, made a documentary about Hulk in the early ’80s, and in keeping with the age-old sexist trope about fictional female journalists , she slept with her subject. (Or tried to, at any rate: As soon as they got to Banner’s hotel room, she was kidnapped by his old enemy the Leader.) The documentary was a hit, but perhaps too much so: She was tragically lured away by Hollywood. And, in the 2006–07 Planet Hulk sequence, the Hulk became king of the planet Sakaar and took a woman called Caiera as his queen. She bore two of his sons, but also met a tragic demise.
Hulk’s most infamous assignation, though, has to have been Umar the Unrelenting, occasional ruler of the Dark Dimension and twin sister of Doctor Strange’s nemesis Dormammu. Having seduced the (dumb) Hulk in the 2005 Defenders miniseries, she gets unusually explicit, describing him as “inordinately well-endowed.” Before any readers get too excited, she also notes that he’s “just like the rest of them. Six minutes and they’re out like a light.” Still, the Hulk alter who gets a rematch with Umar in 2011’s Incredible Hulks No. 633 apparently has more stamina: “He’s already lasted three hours,” observes a demon within hearing range.
She-Hulk, aka Jennifer Walters, introduced in comics in 1979, is much less tortured about sex and generally has better taste in partners. A lawyer who got gamma powers from a lifesaving blood transfusion from her cousin Bruce, she can usually change between Jen and She-Hulk at will but almost always prefers to stay big and green. She likes herself better that way, and she has considerably better luck with men, too. In 2007’s She-Hulk No. 19, Walters is made to list, under oath, everyone she’s slept with in either form. To the regret of nosy historians, we don’t get the whole catalog of her lovers as She-Hulk, but the court stenographer is pictured wrestling with a very long scroll of paper. The list for when she’s been human, meanwhile, is much briefer: “Colonel John Jameson, Richard Rory, and a guy from college named ‘Gary.’ ”
If you thought that first name rang a bell, you’re right. Col. John Jameson is Spider-Man nemesis J. Jonah Jameson’s son, an astronaut, and also a werewolf, because (again) comics are like that. He was married to Walters for a while too—they eloped in 2006’s She-Hulk No. 9—but the marriage was annulled within a year when she discovered that Starfox had used his powers to make her fall in love with Jameson.
Wait—Starfox? Yes: the sometime superhero also known as Eros, the brother of Thanos, played by Harry Styles in last year’s Eternals film , who has what can only be described as extremely horny powers. She-Hulk hooked up with him once too, back in 1983, when they were both in the Avengers, and she later defended him in court against sexual assault charges. (Starfox’s accuser, Christina Garvey, claimed he had nonconsensually made her irresistibly attracted to him.) Interestingly, Starfox also tried to use his powers on a rampaging Hulk in 1984’s Incredible Hulk No. 300, “by overwhelming his anger in waves of … pleasure!” (It didn’t work.)
Beyond the aforementioned Richard Rory (a radio DJ who had debuted in the less-saucy-than-it-sounds series Man-Thing ) and a hematologist named Zapper who appeared in her early stories, She-Hulk has mostly preferred to date within or adjacent to the superhuman community. Her longest-running relationship was with Wyatt Wingfoot, the 6-foot-5 college roommate of the Human Torch, but she’s also been involved with S.H.I.E.L.D. agent Clay Quartermain, Tony Stark (aka Iron Man), Hercules, and Luke Cage, the last of whom has apparently slept with so many superheroines that he has a reputation as a “cape chaser.” In the last couple of years’ Avengers comics, She-Hulk has often been found in the equally muscular arms of Thor (the male one). And her current solo series, written by young-adult novelist Rainbow Rowell, hints at an incipient romance with the minor superhero Jack of Hearts.
Walters’ most recent attempt in comics to date a normal human—or as a normal human—appeared in 2017’s Hulk No. 11, during a period when she was dealing with some severe trauma and avoiding her She-Hulk form, which was then gray and triggered by rage. She snaps back at a terrible Tinder date who’s asked her to come up for a nightcap: “Let’s just say I’m at a time in my life where me being really annoyed by someone like you could be fatal. And I don’t want to risk jail time.” In other words, in the comics, it’s not the Hulks’ desire that’s the real source of peril. To paraphrase what might be Banner’s most famous line from the movies , it’s always anger.
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The first trailer for She-Hulk: Attorney at Law is finally out, and it seems like an iconic part of She-Hulk's character might not be in the MCU.
The first trailer for She-Hulk is out, and surprisingly, it leaves out one of the best things about her character from the comics. With only the She-Hulk trailer to go on, it still isn’t entirely clear what the MCU is going to do with the character. Even with that in mind, however, it’s still odd that such an iconic part of the character is seemingly being omitted from the show.
She-Hulk: Attorney at Law is set to follow the titular She-Hulk a.k.a. Jennifer Walters. After getting a blood transfusion from Bruce Banner, who happens to be her cousin, Jennifer ends up with a similar ability to transform into a superpowered version of herself, although she has more control of herself than Bruce initially did. Much like the She-Hulk comics, She-Hulk: Attorney at Law will likely be a combination of Jennifer being a superhero while also working as a lawyer, with the two professions sometimes coinciding with one another.
Unlike the comics, however, She-Hulk doesn’t appear to have She-Hulk break the fourth wall, which was one of her iconic traits from the comics. When John Byrne wrote Sensational She-Hulk in 1989, the character became established as a fourth wall-breaker with metafictional awareness, even beating out Deadpool to the gimmick years before the titular character made his debut and became associated with it. While later appearances of She-Hulk have been inconsistent about it, She-Hulk being able to break the fourth wall is still seen as a signature part of her character, so it feels odd that it would be absent from the trailer.
Of course, just because Tatiana Maslany's She-Hulk isn’t breaking the fourth wall in the trailer doesn’t mean that she won’t do so in the show. As previously stated, She-Hulk doesn’t always break the fourth wall in the comics, so not having her do it in the trailer could be to make people believe that she won’t be doing it in the MCU, as is the case in many stories in the comics, only to surprise people with her breaking the fourth wall in the actual show. There’s also the possibility that the trailer secretly already had her break the fourth wall, as Jennifer’s opening narration summarizing her life, much like her narration in the Disney+ teaser trailer , could easily be directed at the audience rather than a character; while the trailer does show her at a table with someone as she begins her narration, it could easily be a misdirect in some way, as Marvel trailers are known to do.
All in all, while She-Hulk doesn’t always break the fourth wall, the gimmick is still very much associated with the character, so its absence from the She-Hulk trailer can come across as disappointing, to say the least. The gimmick may still be part of the character in the MCU and simply wasn’t shown in the trailer, but there isn’t a definite way of knowing that at the moment. Regardless, once She-Hulk: Attorney at Law is finally released on August 17, 2022, it should become abundantly clear what the MCU is trying to do with She-Hulk.
Joshua Edward Ryan Fox, or "Josh", as he prefers, is a freelance writer for Screen Rant with a passion for all things pop culture, most notably anime and manga. Josh grew up in Connecticut where he slowly developed a wide and varied appreciation for writing and entertainment, his biggest inspiration being the works of acclaimed author Haruki Murakami. Josh attended Western Connecticut State University from 2013 to 2019 and graduated with a Master's degree in both professional writing and technical writing; he also studied abroad in Japan in 2016 and can speak and read fluent Japanese. Both skills are on full display with every article he writes, and he hopes to one day publish his own novel with a focus on either fantasy or magical realism. Before writing for Screen Rant, Josh worked as a freelance writer for Ranker and a freelance market researcher for the pop culture marketing company Fanthropology.
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Maslany joked that Ruffalo would "never mansplain how to be the Hulk to me."
Tatiana Maslany has opened up about her friendship with the "amazing" Mark Ruffalo on the set of " She-Hulk: Attorney at Law ."
Maslany stars as Jennifer "Jen" Walters (She-Hulk) in the new Marvel series, which debuts Aug. 18 on Disney+ , alongside Ruffalo's Bruce Banner (Hulk). In addition to being a 6-foot-7-inch superpowered hulk and the cousin of an Avenger, Jen is an attorney specializing in superhuman-oriented legal cases who is just trying to live her best life.
As her character does in the show, Maslany said she leaned on Ruffalo for support on this journey.
"He is one of those actors … who just empowers you to be yourself and be in the moment," Maslany told "Good Morning America" of her co-star, whom she also called "very playful."
When asked if Ruffalo offered her any advice for playing a larger-than-life character, Maslany joked that he'd "never mansplain how to be the Hulk to me" but it was a sight to watch him transform into the fan-favorite character.
"I don't think that's a normal way a human moves," she recalled of watching Ruffalo in action, playing a role he has owned since "The Avengers" in 2012. She said Ruffalo was "so committed and so in his body."
"He had such an embodied, incredible connection to that character and I felt like I really witnessed that," Maslany said.
Being a 30-something woman with superpowers, Maslany said fans will see "comedy" and "great slice of life" moments not typically seen in the Marvel universe. This includes "banal" activities like Jen as She-Hulk helping her dad move heavy things around the house, or going out on dates as a "glamazon."
As for what else viewers can expect, the Emmy winner said she enjoys keeping things secret.
"I love going to the movies [or] watching a TV show and having no idea what is going to happen," she said. "We are so spoiler-heavy as a culture, so it's nice to kind of be surprised by things, I think."
"She-Hulk" streams exclusively on Disney+ beginning Thursday, Aug. 18.
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