She Farted In My Face

She Farted In My Face
Has anyone ever farted on your face?
I want to sit on my boyfriend's face and fart on it. How do I approach this?
Has your sister ever farted in your face?
My mom & aunt always fart on my face. Does anyone else have immature family members?
Has your neighbor ever farted on your face?
Have your loved one's ever farted on your face ?
I want to sit on my boyfriend's face and fart on it. How do I approach this?
Has your sister ever farted in your face?
My mom & aunt always fart on my face. Does anyone else have immature family members?
Has your neighbor ever farted on your face?
Have your loved one's ever farted on your face ?
Have you and your girlfriends face-farted your brother together?
Have you ever farted on someone's face before?
Have you ever recorded yourself making your brother smell your farts?
Have you ever farted in someone’s mouth while they were sleeping?
Has your girlfriend ever farted on your face?
Have you ever farted on your husband's face?
Do women enjoy sitting on a man face and farting?
Has someone ever forced you to smell their farts?
Have you ever accidentally pooped a little when farting on your brother?
I want to sit on my boyfriend's face and fart on it. How do I approach this?
Has your sister ever farted in your face?
My mom & aunt always fart on my face. Does anyone else have immature family members?
Has your neighbor ever farted on your face?
Have your loved one's ever farted on your face ?
Have you and your girlfriends face-farted your brother together?
Have you ever farted on someone's face before?
Have you ever recorded yourself making your brother smell your farts?
Have you ever farted in someone’s mouth while they were sleeping?
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Yes someone has. Actually many times. My step sister always did this to me when i was younger. One time she called my step mom an say that i have been bad boy. (At this time i was 13)
When my step mom heard that. She Said “boy you know you’re dad left for 1 week, and that is my time know. Im in control.” I was scared of what she would do. My step sister was 15 and my step mom was 32. They were both hot as hell. She then said we are gonna wrestle. Me against step- sister and mom.
I already knew i was gonna loose. My step mom then threw me on the ground. She Said to my step sister. Go sit on his b
Yes someone has. Actually many times. My step sister always did this to me when i was younger. One time she called my step mom an say that i have been bad boy. (At this time i was 13)
When my step mom heard that. She Said “boy you know you’re dad left for 1 week, and that is my time know. Im in control.” I was scared of what she would do. My step sister was 15 and my step mom was 32. They were both hot as hell. She then said we are gonna wrestle. Me against step- sister and mom.
I already knew i was gonna loose. My step mom then threw me on the ground. She Said to my step sister. Go sit on his belly. She then did.
My step mom then Said “i know you gonna like this” then her ass was on my face. Then Said “point your nose up in my ass, ore else you will see” At first i thought she didn’t mean it, but when i turned my face. She took my head and put it in her ass. Then she farted. It smelled bad, then it was my sisters turn to fart as step mom went to the bathroom.
My step sister sat on my face and farted. She was stronger so when her ass was on my Face. I just did as i was told. She farted an farted for 20 minutes, then my step mom came back. She said “Get off him” i thought it was it. No as i sat up her ass was on my Face again.
Next say at School when all students had left. my hot teacher said she wanted to talk under 4 eyes. When we were alene She said she was a friend of my step mom. She then asked if i could help her with her heels. I did i helped her. As i tried to get up. She pushed my Face in her ass and farted. I was in her ass for about 2 hours. It was good. Then She said “next time just ask for more.”
Yep I have, my aunties boyfriend is super tall and I just happen to be butt high (I must have been about 11 or 12). He turned around quickly and did a massive fart right in my face. I'm surprised he didn't shat himself.. it was fucking disgusting, for months after the incident I was always trying to get ‘clean’ and I still feel dirty to this day.

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I WAS IN A 69 WITH MY GIRL LAST WEEK, AS I WAS EATING HER OUT,AND RIMMING HER BROWN EYE, SHE FARTED! IT WAS VERY LOUD, AND THE STINCH SMELLED LIKE AN OLD BATCH OF COLLARD GREENS. SINCE THEN MY GOTEE HAS SMELLED LIKE HER ASS, I HAVE TAKEN MANY SHOWERS, I'VE ALSO TRYED SCRUBBING MY CHIN AND FACE WITH AJAX,AND BLEACH WITH NO LUCK. WHAT SHOULD I DO? SHOULD I DUMP HER?

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First and foremost, revolting, second if the stench is lingering it wasn't a fart she shit on you and third and most important, return her to the kennel where she belongs.
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That's some funny shit bro, you need to just shave that shit off!!

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Maybe this is becoming a trend with the women---I bet she did it on purpose!!!

Damn dude, you got tears rolling down my face..

It took me a minute to get up off the floor to even type.

sorry LMFAO

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i heard tomato sauce gets horrible odors our of hair...

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that is funy shit ,so funy i just had my wife read this

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Damn, My stomach is killing me that is the funniest thing I've ever heard. Now for real though it sounds like get even time to me, just return the favor.

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Your full of shit mate.

It was hilerious though.

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Excerpt: I WAS IN A 69 WITH MY GIRL LAST WEEK, AS I WAS EATING HER OUT,AND RIMMING HER BROWN EYE, SHE FARTED! IT WAS VERY LOUD, AND THE STINCH SMELLED LIKE AN OLD BATCH OF COLLARD GREENS. SINCE THEN MY GOTEE HAS SMELLED LIKE HER ASS, I HAVE TAKEN MANY SHOWERS, I'VE ALSO TRYED SCRUBBING MY CHIN AND FACE WITH AJAX,AND BLEACH WITH NO LUCK. WHAT SHOULD I DO? SHOULD I DUMP HER?

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So a few weeks back I admitted to my gf that I like to be fartes on during sex. She was happy to do this and we have had no issues whatsoever related to this... until this morning. I was on the couch drinking coffee when all of a sudden she puts her butt in my face and rips a big stinker right by my nose. Like a normal human i freak out because she invaded my privacy and farted in my face. She told me to calm down and because I liked it in bed I must like being farted on (like any normal human I dont). She said I over reacted, what do you guys think?
Yeah probably. She misjudged where and when you liked it. It’s not a big deal. Just tell her you only like it in bed or whatever and let that be the end of it.
There’s a stark difference in sexual acts being performed in a normal scenario and a sexual scenario. You may like being spanked, slapped, peed on, spit on, farted on, or downright destroyed, but doing any of these actions out of nowhere to anyone is sure to incite anger. This is my roundabout way of saying, you are correct that’s pretty rude of her.
Getting farted on is all about context
Brother do I what I do and tell her you'll be like Chris brown in 2009 if she don't keep her farts out of your face🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sometimes. Make sure it doesn't become all the time
Next time she’s in the shower piss on her leg.
This is the equality feminists are fighting for!
Maybe we should hook these two up and they can fart and piss all over each other.

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