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Sex. Celebrity. Politics. With Teeth
Sex. Celebrity. Politics. With Teeth
Fifty Shades of Dick : The Best Crotch Shots in Mainstream Film
Berkeley Law Professor Calls Out John Hawley's Transphobia
Elon Musk's Birth Rate Obsession is Skeevey as Hell
Berkeley Law Professor Calls Out John Hawley's Transphobia
Elon Musk's Birth Rate Obsession is Skeevey as Hell
The sad news that Fifty Shades of Grey will not feature any full-frontal has left many of us devastated. Fear not, however! Jezebel is here to pick up the rubble and distract you with the 50 best (theme, you see?) peens you can see on-screen. Trust us, these pictures will make your mood rise.
As a former video store clerk (with the smug, "unimpressed by your choices" attitude many have come to love and expect from people working minimum-wage jobs that others aren't cool enough for), I have a great fondness for letting people know all about the accidental and not-so-accidental genitals they may see in a movie of their choice. I was never shy about letting customers know if the movie they were renting had an excellent dick shot of a beloved celebrity or an especially good butt scene. I used to do that with porn, too, but stopped after I noticed that one of my customers became visibly agitated when I started talking about how awesome the camera work was in Trunks 2, an excellent pornographic feature all about dudes who love other dudes who love speedos and also taking them off and fucking butts that have just been in speedos.
This is a compendium of the most important bulges and full-frontal peen that one can see in films that are available on Netflix and at their local Redbox. Some I knew, some my Jezebel colleagues helped me with, and some were complete and delightful surprises.
The biggest surprise was that this took me more than four hours to put together.
Please note that the following are not in particular order (except number one, which is self-explanatory), but the photos do tend to get a little more hot the further down you go. Isn't that always the way?
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46. Llan Mitchell-Smith, Weird Science
39. Steven Weber, Single White Female
34. These Unhappy Strippers, Magic Mike
33. Mark Wahlberg's Prosthesis, Boogie Nights
31. That One Football Player, Any Given Sunday
29. A Whole Nude Beach of Dick, Euro Trip
25. Some Random Dude All Up In John C. Reilly's Face Tyler Nilson , Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story
24. Giant Dangling Penis, Hall Pass
22. Viggo Mortensen, The Indian Runner
21. Matthew McConaughey, Magic Mike
13. Edward Norton, American History X
12. Heath Ledger, Brokeback Mountain
11. Whoever This Gentleman Is, Goltzius and the Pelican Company
1. Marco Dapper , Eating Out 2: Sloppy Seconds ( Call me, Marco! Also: You can see more of his work here .)
Did I miss anything important? Please post photos in the comments.
Image credits in text, top illustration by Jim Cooke.

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Sex. Celebrity. Politics. With Teeth
Sex. Celebrity. Politics. With Teeth
Berkeley Law Professor Calls Out John Hawley's Transphobia
Elon Musk's Birth Rate Obsession is Skeevey as Hell
Berkeley Law Professor Calls Out John Hawley's Transphobia
Elon Musk's Birth Rate Obsession is Skeevey as Hell
We're not size queens or anything but the HBO comedy Hung —about a man (Thomas Jane) with a large penis—premieres in June, and it got us thinking about big penises, the ultimate status symbol for men*. After the jump, a list of famous ones.
1.) Rasputin** The Russian mystic's disembodied penis is on display at the Russian museum of erotica in Saint Petersburg, in a tall jar, measuring 11 inches—flaccid.
2.) Liam Neeson In her autobiography No Lifeguard on Duty , Janice Dickinson wrote of her ex-boyfriend Liam Neeson, saying he had "the biggest penis of any man alive. He unzipped his pants and an Evian bottle fell out."
3.) Jay-Z Accounts from several different groupies say that Jigga is well endowed, "The biggest dick you will ever see in your life, but boring. Huge. Like a one-liter Pepsi bottle. What do you call those things? The 20-ounce bottle. It's beyond huge. It could block the sun."
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4.) John Holmes Even though he had one of the most celebrated dicks in porn history, due to its size, there's no real documentation of his measurement. His manager claimed he was 13.5 inches, but Holmes' first wife said he measured it in front of her, before he started doing adult films, and it was 10 inches.
5.) Vincent Gallo Have you ever seen Brown Bunny ? (Link NSFW)
This rumor about how large his dick was has been around for a while, and at his Friars Club memorial in 2002, his friends joked about his size.
7.) Wilt Chamberlain His nickname was "Big Dipper." He claims to have gotten a lot of use out of it.
8.) Tommy Lee Thanks to the sex tape with then-wife Pamela Anderson, everyone has seen Tommy's peen . It's guesstimated to be about 8 inches, erect. (Link NSFW)
9.) Frank Sinatra Ava Gardner once said of her ex-husband, "He only weighs 120, but 100 pounds is cock."
10.) Alexis Arquette Some years before her sex reassignment surgery, Alexis had a lot of taping to do. (Link NSFW)
10.) President Johnson "He was a lifelong exhibitionist who in college had dubbed his penis ‘ Jumbo .'"
11.) Errol Flynn He was notorious for his cock, which he once used to play the piano . A classical pianist!
12.) James Woods That's the rumor, anyway, but we don't really care to find out definitively.
13.) Colin Farrell It looks like a baby's arm . (Link NSFW)
Glamor model Jordan aka Katie Price says that her husband's penis is the size of a large television remote control.
15.) Anthony Keides The girls on Metal Sludge —a site where groupies compare notes on the rock stars they've fucked—say the Red Hot Chili Peppers front man is a "very large" penis that is "beyond gorgeous."
16.) Tony Kanal The girls on Metal Sludge also say that the No Doubt bassist—who is Gwen Stefani's ex—measures about 10 inches.
17.) Tony Danza He's uncut and long. (Link NSFW)
18.) Ray J Don't all guys with sex tapes that "leak" have big dicks? (Link NSFW)
19.) Dan Rather The report on Rather is that "he is as hung as he is handsome and intelligent."
20.) Simon Rex It's no wonder why he used to do porno.
*It is the personal opinion of the writer that big penises hurt. **This list is not compiled by size order.

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"It was so big that when he thrust into my mouth I threw up everywhere."
"I was on Tinder a few years back and met a guy to hook up with. It had been four years since I had any kind of sex, and I was itching to break my dry spell. Long story short, this guy had a nine-inch penis and was into deep-throating. At one point, he thrust so hard that I threw up everywhere . I was so embarrassed, and then the dog started eating it???"
"I'm gay and 99% a top. For some reason, I reallllly wanted to bottom one day, so I texted my friend with benefits (we had only ever blown each other before this) and invited him over. He had at least a nine-inch and thick dick. He shoved it in me, and it tore my ass a little . I'd never screamed and jumped up so fast in my life. It took a year to completely heal. Ouch!"
"I met a hot guy at a bar and decided to go back to his hotel. I could tell in the bar he had a big dick from the way he was filling out his pants. I'm mostly a top, but sometimes it feels good to get fucked by a huge cock. He took his pants off, and there were at least four inches of dick hanging out from the bottom of his boxers. I laughed a little and said, 'What are you going to do with that?' He responded, 'I'm going to fuck you.' We tried. He got the head in, which was the size of an apple, and then we had to stop . His whole penis was at least a foot long. It was fun to play with and suck on, but I couldn't get much further than that."
"One time I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob. He's quite big and girthy (he's 6'7", for reference), so my jaw was hurting. I occasionally get lockjaw, but for some reason I kept going. That was a big mistake. It got to the point where I couldn't open my mouth wide enough to get his dick out , so I had to pry my mouth open with my fingers. Now any time I give him oral, I make sure to use my tongue while giving my jaw a rest."
"I'm pretty well-endowed. I've had a few guys throw up on me while trying to give me head, and more than a handful have refused sex after seeing me fully erect. However, my worst experience happened because of the length and my Prince Albert piercing. Somehow, as I was getting undressed, my penis swung to the side and my piercing hooked on a belt loop . I didn't notice and gave my pants a yank. I dropped to my knees and screamed like a baby."
"My ex's dick was like a baseball bat in length, girth, and shape. It was AT LEAST 10 inches. It had a larger head than shaft, so it felt amaaaazing when he took his time and pulled all the way out and back in. But, heaven help me, when he got to pounding away, I could feel my cervix wincing ."
"The first guy I ever gave a blowjob to was huge, both in length and in girth. I had braces at the time and was hesitant, but he assured me it would be OK. We took it slowly, but he ended up with two bloody lines down his penis where some inside wires were protruding . To this day, I still wonder if he has the scars."
"I was watching anime with a friend in his dorm. One thing led to another, and his pants came off. His penis was HUGE. I remember gaping at it for a good 30 seconds before remembering that I was supposed to be doing something with it. After nearly vomiting twice from trying to deep-throat it, and after getting my face fucked until I could barely breathe, he finally came. When he offered to return the favor, I turned him down and went back to my room. My jaw and throat hurt for the next week after that, and it hurt to swallow anything for days . That was my first and last experience with a dick...and how I discovered I'm a lesbian."
"I was seeing a guy whose penis was nine inches long. He was really into having fast and hard sex. Things got a little too intense one time, and he literally bruised my cervix. It hurt to sit or pee or bend over for almost two weeks! "
"I used to have a friends with benefits situation with a guy whose dick was — I shit you not — like a fucking can of Monster energy drink. I'm talking so long and girthy. The first time I saw it, I honest-to-god gasped out loud. To this day, the best sex I've ever had was with him. Sex with him had me feeling so full, and it rode that fine and sweet line between pleasure and pain . Now I shed a tear for that glorious dick that I lost when he moved across the country."
"One time, I had to catheterize a man who was so well-endowed that his flaccid penis was barely long enough for the catheter to reach his bladder . It's a 12-inch catheter, and he was soft..."
"I was really horny, so I drove 45 minutes to my ex's house to have sex. The next morning, I realized I never took out my tampon. His penis was so big that it pushed the tampon up too far, and I couldn't get it out . After 30 minutes, I gave up and called the guy, asking for a favor. I went to his office, locked the door, pulled out some medical gloves and a towel, and I spread my legs on his desk so he could pull out the tampon. He fished around for 15 minutes and finally got it out."
"I was grabbing drinks with my best mate. We had to use the restroom around the same time, and we were right next to each other at the urinals. Long story short, it was impossible to not see his penis when he pulled it out. It was big enough that he had to use two hands to pee . I wasn't even jealous at that point...just afraid lol."
"I went on a few dates with a guy in college. We knew that neither of us liked to bottom, so I proposed a bet of whoever had the bigger penis got to top. I was obviously pretty cocky and sure that I would win. I was speechless when he pulled out a throbbing Pringles can . Never one to back out of a bet, I powered through. I was late to class the next day because it took me an extra long time to walk up the stairs."
"A few years back, one guy told me his dick was 'the size of a keyboard.' When we got to his bedroom and he pulled it out, my first thought was, 'Oh my god...It really is the size of a child's toy keyboard.' I was ready to take on the challenge but quickly realized it was too big for me. He could barely get the tip in because it hurt too much . One time, it slipped out and in between my thighs, so I just squeezed my thighs super tight together and let him fuck that, thinking it was my vagina. There was no way his dick was fitting in me."
"I was a senior in high school, and the popular, hot guy on my bus asked me over to his house. As soon as his pants came off, my eyes widened. I asked him how big he was...12 inches. I was all in, though! I gave him a few hours of mind-blowing sex. After it was over, I experienced my first walk of shame through my ENTIRE neighborhood and could literally barely walk . I had to pretend I started my period early because of it, and I bled for almost three days. Totally worth it, though."
"I met up with a guy from Grindr, and he had the biggest penis I'd ever seen. I had to take his penis out of my ass because it hurt so badly, and he said, 'Damn, you made a mess.' I saw what looked like a gallon of beef stew, and the smell soon followed . He started puking all down my back, and it ran into my hair, eyes, his bed, and the floor. His sister knocked on the door to see what was going on, and he started freaking out. He ran into the bathroom while I, still covered in poop and puke, tried to put my clothes on. It was impossible to leave with any dignity."
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