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See you in court! The return of sex-packed legal drama The Split
For you, divorce is just beginning! Nicola Walker and Stephen Mangan in The Split. Photograph: Tereza Cervenova/BBC/Sister
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The BBC show is full of enjoyably escapist melodrama, punch-the-air moments of justice – and so many inter-office relationships that their HR department must be terrified
T he Split is back for a third and final season, and with it, the best tailoring on television. The family law drama is glossy, big and bold, and it has an air of unapologetic grandeur that is missing from a lot of television at the moment. Most big TV dramas, these days, have something of an earnest streak, but this BBC One series exists in its own lane, a glamorous grande dame adjusting her bosom as she wades into every betrayal and affair in a five-mile radius. It is irresistibly fun.
The women of the Defoe family – matriarch Ruth and siblings Hannah, Nina and Rose – bring more melodrama to the table than most of their clients. It may be a legal drama, but this isn’t about courtroom showdowns and closing arguments that blow the whole case wide open. It’s about relationships of all stripes, and what happens when they reach breaking point. Ruth, Hannah and Nina are all in the family business, and help clients to navigate the choppy waters of death, divorce and parental responsibilities every day.
Season two made the decision to mostly focus on one case, the slow unravelling of a marriage between two TV presenters, Fi and Richie, with a nasty undercurrent of coercive control. The Split deals in two moods. It is tense and almost thriller-esque, as various lies and affairs take place and are uncovered, or almost uncovered, and it is deeply satisfying when justice prevails. When the squirming Richie finally got his comeuppance, it was a punch-the-air moment, all the more deserved for the fact that it was allowed to play out as a full six-episode, season-long arc.
As a legal firm, though, Noble Hale Defoe is a HR department’s worst nightmare. They’re all married, or shagging, or avoiding each other, or their clients. They are one formal complaint away from the office turning into an extremely middle-class episode of Open House: The Great Sex Experiment . On its website, the BBC describes The Split as a “steamy legal drama” and I suppose it is, but all that steaminess brings a lot of pain, and it has a sadistic side, when it comes to putting its leads through the mill.
But the cast shoulders it well. Nicola Walker’s Hannah has a tendency towards self-sabotage that finally, inevitably caught up with her, when husband Nathan realised, at last, that she and Christie were more than just good friends. Not even Rebecca Adlington went swimming that often. It led to one of the best episodes of the entire series, when Stephen Mangan played out Nathan’s discovery with a sense of slow-dawning horror and humiliation, and Hannah started to wonder if Christie was what she had wanted after all. Walker and Mangan, together, were incredible. Nathan’s past affair, and history with an “adult” dating site, offered enough emotional complexity to keep me gripped. Who was in the wrong? It’s a sign of the show’s maturity and respect for its audience that nobody comes out of this covered in glory.
Still, I’m not sure that emotional complexity is The Split’s main selling point. This is highly enjoyable escapism, the sort of show in which people say things like: “Someone said that you’re the best” to the lawyers, and there are lots of grisly arguments about technical terms and custody arrangements over vast tables, while everyone looks good in powerful businesswear. The houses and flats are covetable, London looks glamorous, and every now and then Anna Chancellor pops up as Melanie, a rival lawyer who almost always ruthlessly out-lawyers the rest of them.
Season three begins on a strong footing, 10 months after the events of that juicy season-two finale, with plenty of thorny issues to resolve. Nathan and Hannah are divorcing, and at first it seems amicable, but this is The Split, after all, and it’s the split that has been coming since the very first episode, so naturally it isn’t all sweetness and agreements about who gets what from the Le Creuset collection. Nathan has hired Melanie for his side of the divorce, which is a masterful move. Christie has moved to New York. Nina is now a mother, and in recovery, though she is having an inappropriate affair, because she is Nina. Poor Rose, who isn’t a lawyer and so doesn’t get as much screen time, will, hopefully, find the happiness she deserves, simply for not being as messed up as everyone else. Will the rest get their acts together in time for The Split to bow out? I’m not counting on it, but that’s all part of the fun.
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Americans spend nearly three hours a day on the couch, according to the Bureau of Labor and Statistics. That’s more than 1,000 hours per year. Damn. So if the couch is a big part of your life, you might want to start having sex on it. I mean, why not?
Couch sex can be a hot place to mix it up in a relationship; it can be the setting for impromptu sex during downtime; or, it can be a convenient place to get it on while watching Mr. & Mrs. Smith (or, you know, straight up porn—no shame in that). If you’re looking to get sofa sexy, these 18 couch sex positions should do the trick.
How to: Your partner sits cross-legged as you mount his lap, facing him with your legs wrapped around his back.
Why it's great: This compact move is perfect for any couch, whether luxury sectional or an apartment-sized love seat (no pun intended). This position is not only supremely intimate, but can allow your partner to reach both your clitoris and G-spot, while stroking other erogenous zones like face, upper body, and neck.
How to: Lie on your right side as your partner kneels over your right leg, straddling it, and curl your left leg around his left side.
Why it's great: This achieves the same penetration as doggy style, but adds a level of intimacy as you're facing each other. To modify it for a smaller couch, bend your right leg instead of leaving it fully extended.
How to: Scoot the coffee table to the side and have your partner sit at the edge of the couch. Position yourself so that your butt is in their lap, while you're face down with your hands planted on the floor. Bend your knees on either side of his legs as your partner holds your thighs for maximum penetration.
Why it's great: This one is great for deep penetration, and it uses the height of the couch to get the perfect angle to target your G-spot.
How to: Lie facedown on the couch with your legs straight (or bent if your couch is smaller). Your partner can then penetrate you from behind.
Why it's great: Keeping your legs closer together also creates a tighter fit, which will feel wonderful for both you and your partner.
How to: For this position, have your partner sit with their back against the arm rest with legs outstretched, or for a smaller couch, have them sit on it properly. You straddle your partner's waist with your feet on the couch and knees bent. Now get ready for a thigh workout as you lower yourself onto his penis and raise yourself up and down.
Why it's great: This gives you most of the control, so you can dictate how fast or slow you want to go.
How to: Any couch will work with this particular move. Lie back with your legs resting on your partner's shoulders as he kneels in front of you.
Why it's great: This position allows your vagina to get much more narrow and helps your partner better find your G-spot.
How to: Kneel on top of him as he lies down on the couch with his knees bent. Your partner helps you by supporting some of your weight and holding your hips or thighs as he brings his pelvis up to meet you.
Why it's great: This one is perfect for compact couches. It's a great variation on cowgirl, but less work for your legs, and allows you to play with shallow and deep thrusting.
How to: Your partner sits on the edge of the couch, while you sit on top, facing away.
Why it's great: This position was absolutely made for the couch, especially if you're both super into whatever Netflix show you've been binging on.
How to: This is a more compact version of doggy style, with you on your hands and knees, but with hips raised and your head and arms on the couch.
Why it's great: It's more comfortable for your arms and also allows your partner to reach deeper penetration. You can even use your hands to stimulate your clitoris. Or he can use a free hand to do it—even better!
How to: Lie on your back with your legs raised and folded over, so your ankles are around your ears. Your partner can stand over you, or kneel on the couch, as he squats up and down to enter you.
Why it's great: This position is not for everyone, as it requires a certain level of...flexibility. But if you are up to the challenge, the Butter Churner can be truly erotic, and allows for some super-deep penetration.
How to: Have your partner lie on his back with legs bent or straight as you straddle them.
Why it's great: This fan favorite is the same position you know from the bed, which transfers easily to the couch. Orgasm for both of you happens while you're sliding up and down on his thighs while using his chest for leverage.
How to: Lie on your back in a missionary position as your partner sits upright, straddling you. The closer your legs are together, the tighter your vagina will feel to both of you.
Why it's great: This position leaves your partner's hands free to touch you erotically along your neck, breasts, or face—or whatever erogenous zone gets you going.
How to: Lie back as he lies face down on top of you. That's all there is to it, but you can put finishing touches on it by changing the angles of your legs or moving your pelvis in sync with his.
Why it's great: Missionary sex has gone through a renaissance, and thank god! It's a classic for a reason. And, lucky for you, this is a position that is very easy to do on the couch, and your partner's pelvis against your clit will feel oh-so-good in this cozy setting.
How to: Turn together on your sides, both facing each other. It's basically missionary, but in a different angle. You can also try intertwining your legs with your partner's.
Why it's great: Add a little spice to your Netflix and chill session with this creative move. With your bodies fully pressed together, you'll feel incredibly intimate, and stimulated in all the right places.
How to: Perch on all fours while your partner kneels behind you.
Why it's great: This position is not only a classic, but space-saving—making it perfect for the couch. It's one of the best ways to reach the G-spot. Plus, if your partner is draped over you, they can reach over and stimulate your clitoris or nipples.
How to: Both partners lie on their sides, facing the same direction. You bring your knees up slightly, as your partner slides in from behind you.
Why it's great: Spooning will never be the same again after you've spoon-sexed on the couch—it's the ultimate upgrade to couch cuddle time. And with your partner's hands free, it's easy to rub your clit or nipples.
How to: Have your partner lie on his back as you straddle him and face his feet.
Why it's great: This position lets you take control of the rhythm and depth of penetration. If you want to get fancy, lean back a little to change the angle.
How to: Ride the arm of a stuffed chair or couch. Start with small movements to stimulate the clitoris with steady pressure and build into more momentum as you feel yourself reaching climax.
Why it's great: Here’s a little secret: You don’t necessarily need a partner for great couch sex. This position is for total solo play, and with a name like Couch Grind...how could you not?
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Just because 2016's climax was far from satisfying doesn't mean your sex life should suffer the same fate. Look back on this year's most earth-shattering tips and positions so you can ride out the last few days, and end with a bang.
Face it — yoga poses are suggestive AF . Who hasn't thought about butt stuff in downward dog? Further proof: The Reclining Bound Angle Pose (the name alone!). For non-yogis, this means lying on your back with your legs open, butterfly-style. Take some erotic freedom with the name by actually getting bound. If you're not into bondage but still want to feel a little vulnerable, have him hold down your wrists — or better yet, take things into your own hands and tie him up to ride him cowgirl-style.
Sometimes classics, like a simple dessert, are classics for a reason. Case in point, this move from the May 2016 issue of Cosmopolitan. Lay back on the bed with your legs split up in the air horizontally. Let your partner work his way in from above. It sounds super basic, but this twist on vanilla will make you orgasm massively .
First-time sex can be exciting and also a hilariously embarrassing disaster. This fail-safe position from the April 2016 issue of Cosmopolitan isn't too complicated or kinky, but feels good for both parties, no matter how much he's packing. Straddle him with your knees bent and toes just touching the bed. Then rock back and forth. If he's bigger than you expected (surprise!), lean back and brace yourself for a shallower ride. The head of his penis and first third of your vagina contain the most sensitive nerve endings, and you'll hit every pleasure center.
In a super unfortunate phenomenon called The Coolidge Effect, being sexually satisfied by your partner lessens your desire for that person. Good news is you can hack that backwards biological programming by resisting satisfaction. It seems like a buzzkill, but is actually pretty hot. Karezza sex is basically edging — you get turned on to the brink of orgasm, then back off. A great position for this is to start by spooning , then lift your top leg back over his and turn your torso until you're on your back, facing him, with him still inside you. Show some epic self control by trying Karezza for a month. It'll send your libido off the charts.
Have him kneel in front of you (and/or declare his undying allegiance) so you can lie on your back with your calves propped on his shoulders. He cups and lifts your butt for support while sliding in, because you deserve to be pampered. Bonus points for some toe-sucking action.
Next time he's on top, try the Coital Alignment Technique explained in the December, 2016 issue of Cosmopolitan, a modified missionary position that's way sexier than it sounds. While he's inside you, have him move his body up so he can grind his pubic bone against your clit with every thrust. That little shift combines penetration with clitoral stimulation to seriously up your chances of climaxing.
Time to break out the toy chest. Use a vibe or dildo for internal stimulation while you go to town on the outside with an oral sex simulator (a toy that works it's ~magic~ with waves of alternating suction and pressure). You'll get all the thigh-quivering pleasure of a blended orgasm (both vaginal and clitoral) without the innate awkwardness of an actual three way.
Next time you're stumped on what to gift him, make it his-and-her butt plugs . Pop—or,rather gently guide—them in pre-P-in-V sex. To keep the plugs from flying out of your asses like rogue champagne corks, lie facedown with your legs slightly spread so he can lie flat on your back entering you from behind. Take it one step further with vibrating plugs that pulse through all your parts.
For super-tired new parents or just generally lazy people (no judgment), this position requires minimal effort and feels just right. Lie on your back with your knees bent, while he gets on his side and enters you perpendicularly. The angle feels amaze and lets you put your feet up. Just try not to doze off while doing it.
When cramps descend to ruin your life , deal with them the only way you know how: on your side in fetal position. Have him kneel on the floor (using pillows for extra height, if needed) and heal you with his penis, because that hot water bottle sure as hell isn't helping. Let him do all the work while you lie there wondering why you don't always do it this way.
Book the most charmingly old-fashioned hotel you can find on Airbnb — or just hit up the nearest bed and breakfast — so you can finally live out that bodice-ripping, historical romance fantasy. Really, any room with a headboard or bed posts works, but the daintier the space, the more satisfying to defile (especially when the sheets aren't yours to clean). Facing the wall, stand on the pillows and brace yourself with a bedpost, then prop a foot on the headboard. Staying present with your partner is usually pretty important, but this time it's all good to close your eyes and let him fuck you back a couple centuries.
Both men and women have a ton of sensitive nerve endings surrounding the anus , so you don't have to get all up in there to hit a sweet spot. Have him lie back for a BJ. Once he's warmed up, press a vi
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