Sex Game In Japan

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Rosy Edwards Wednesday 29 Mar 2017 11:00 am
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The same great nation that has given the world sumo, anime and the Great Seto Bridge is also responsible for a show in which dudes get jerked off whilst singing karaoke.
I shall be merciful, and inaugurate you slowly with Strip The Girl .
Imagine a cross between It’s A Knockout, the big money round of Catchphrase and Eurotrash, and I apologise that you have had to.
In this show, a girl stands behind a screen and removes an item of clothing every time men, who are dressed in nappies, hit a number on the screen with a ball.
The unsuccessful men get bungeed back into a tar pit, although really all of us are losers when it comes to Strip The Girl.
Next up, we have Sing What Happens.
This show involves men singing karaoke, another wonderful Japanese export, and adds hand jobs . Because why not.
The men attempt to hold a tune and remember the words whilst a woman in a knock-off Ann Summers’ nurse outfit provides manual relief.
Admittedly, my Japanese is limited but I couldn’t discern any criteria for winning, or any overall objective, or reason not to bang my head repeatedly on my desk.
I have deliberately left the worst until last, if you can believe that worse is possible.
The final is called Orgasm Wars, although the title is something of a misnomer. ‘Orgasm’ implies something pleasurable and ‘war’ is something into which no sane person would willingly enter.
And yet, here I am, watching a male porn star called Ryou Sawai hold fast against the lascivious tongue of Takuya, a gay man and owner of a bar called Cholesterol that presumably takes its name from corpulent Takuya’s most pressing medical concern.
The ‘action’ is humanely hidden behind a custom-made modesty box (side note: it is somebody’s job to make that box) but I strongly urge you to watch this with the sound off.
I won’t spoil it for you by telling you the ending.
There is porn, and there is entertainment, and there is porn that is both entertaining and arousing to watch .
Yet if you believe these sexually explicit shows are wholly representative of ‘wacky’ Japanese pop culture, consider that some of our own TV comes directly from Japanese formats.
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Japan’s sexually explicit programming may make uneasy viewing to Western eyes but they encapsulate themes of shame, dishonour and temperance that underpin Japanese society.
In this regard, they are contextually understandable, but they are far from enjoyable or acceptable to watch.
Women who strip at the whim of men’s balls? Please.
Warbling and w**king: a combination desired by nobody, ever.
This is a Japanese export I’ll happily let our global cousins keep.

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