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By Dave Holmes Published: Aug 11, 2016
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Making your way through this cruel, confounding, ever-changing world is difficult. Potential for pain, embarrassment, and heartbreak lurks around every corner. It's hard to do it on your own, and sometimes you need a fresh perspective. That's where I come in. My name's Dave Holmes. I've been around the block a few times, I've gained some wisdom through substantial trial and error, and I like to hear myself talk. Got a question about relationships, sex, family, culture, fashion, really anything other than math? Lay it on me at askdaveholmes@gmail.com . I'm here to help you minimize the damage you will necessarily inflict on the world just by being alive.
The person who lives across the hall is hot as fuck. Really, really hot. I don't want to shit where I eat, but wow. Our interactions are crazy flirtatious, too. Should we fuck?
First things first: Let's consign "shit where I eat" to the trash heap alongside "blerg" and "not so much." Sex is great. Eating trace amounts of poo-poo is not. Let's make like the Offspring and keep 'em separated . (Similarly, if we want to teach young people to respect their bodies, knocking it off with calling our genitals "junk" is probably a good first step.)
I would recommend that you not have sex with this person just yet. Not because I am sex-negative; far from it. Not because I fear your awkward future interactions; life, I have learned, is full of difficult moments in hallways. I advise against it because it necessarily means an end to your flirtation, and sustained, intense flirtation is one of life's true pleasures. Sure, the uncertainty hurts. It tests your endurance. But doesn't it also feel good? When you think about it, isn't it a reliably pleasant thought? Doesn't it pull you out of the tedium of life and into a hit book that gets turned into a movie starring Josh Duhamel and Julianne Hough?
These little flirtations create a secret between you and a hot friend/co-worker/neighbor, and in an age when we are literally broadcasting every moment of our lives, we need to cultivate our secrets where we can.
Dave Holmes is Esquire's L.A.-based editor-at-large. His first book, "Party of One," is out now.
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Sex Door Neighbors Original title: Meant to Be Video 2013 X 1 h 25 m IMDb RATING 7.1 /10 43 YOUR RATING Rate Adult Romance After several years away, a young woman returns home with a fiancé and faces a choice between new love or old love. Director Stormy Daniels Writer Stormy Daniels Stars Lexi Belle Julia Ann Nikki Daniels
Sex Door Neighbors (2013 Video) Full Cast & Crew See agents for this cast & crew on IMDbPro Directed by Stormy Daniels Writing Credits Stormy Daniels ... (written by) Cast (in credits order) Produced by Mark Nicholson ... producer Cinematography by Jake Jacobs ... director of photography Film Editing by Alex Sanders Sound Department
Sex Door Neighbors Lexi Belle Julia Ann Nikki Daniels (2013) After several years away, a young woman returns home with a fiance and faces a choice between new love or old love. Start Shopping 70min
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Sex Door Neighbors Original title: Meant to Be Video 2013 X 1 h 25 m IMDb RATING 7.1 /10 43 YOUR RATING Rate Adult Romance After several years away, a young woman returns home with a fiancé and faces a choice between new love or old love. Director Stormy Daniels Writer Stormy Daniels Stars Lexi Belle Julia Ann Nikki Daniels
Sex Door Neighbors (2013 Video) Full Cast & Crew See agents for this cast & crew on IMDbPro Directed by Stormy Daniels Writing Credits Stormy Daniels ... (written by) Cast (in credits order) Produced by Mark Nicholson ... producer Cinematography by Jake Jacobs ... director of photography Film Editing by Alex Sanders Sound Department
Sex Door Neighbors Lexi Belle Julia Ann Nikki Daniels (2013) After several years away, a young woman returns home with a fiance and faces a choice between new love or old love. Start Shopping 70min
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