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Sex After Marriage: What It’s Really Like
“Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.” — Marilyn Monroe
“After marriage, the other man’s wife looks beautiful.” — Navjot Singh Sidhu
“The Three Ages of Marriage: Twenty is when you watch TV after. Forty is when you watch TV during. Sixty is when you watch TV instead.” — Unknown
Well, after 24 years with my better half, I’m here to say that sex after marriage ain’t all that bad. It can be beautiful, hot and extremely fulfilling, but sometimes — just sometimes — it wouldn’t take much, and you could probably talk me into boinking Mark Wahlberg, especially if he said, “I wanna do you hard, baby.” Give me the date and time, and I’ll be there.
Think about it, what do you know that lasts for 10, 20, 30 years or more that doesn’t have its fair share of problems?
Consider your own body. Once you hit 40, you can kiss your eyesight good-bye. You’ll be lucky if you can see your own feet by then. Your memory goes too. You won’t even remember to cut your toenails, and that can get disgusting. You won’t be able to see your feet though, so it shouldn’t matter.
And then you reach 50 — or 30 if you’ve birthed a child — and you can’t jump up and down anymore without peeing your pants.
Some people even start going bald in their teens and early 20s. Watch out Justin Bieber — it could happen to you. It’s called karma.
Thus, if you’ve been married for a long time, you can’t expect your sex life to always be the way it is in the movie Nine ½ Weeks — a jello-filled-fun-fest — because sometimes it’s not.
Sometimes, married sex is a little like...
Stroking your own arm. It’s comforting, familiar and, at times, about as exciting as watching Kristen Stewart build a card house. Don’t tell my husband, but occasionally when I’m at Costco on a busy Sunday afternoon, I accidentally bump into random strangers just to feel the touch of another human being. Don’t judge — at least, I try to find the cute ones.
It’s like reading Lady Chatterley’s Lover for the ninth time. As good as that book is, after the first three or four read-throughs — depending on how sharp your comprehension skills are — you know what’s going to happen. And that scene with Connie holding the baby chick, and then Mellors taking her into the hut and making love to her on the floor, well, you can imagine it as much as you want — I certainly have (in my darkened bedroom) — but in the end, it’s still unclear as to whether the two lovers ever actually get together. Kind of depressing.
It’s like showering after you’ve just run 50 miles, and that includes running those 50 miles. It feels good, but it took some damn doing before it happened.
If you have children, married sex is like trying to do a 1,000-piece jigsaw puzzle of the night sky — yeah, it all looks the same — in a room full of ADD orangutans who are jacked-up on Red Bull, and who’ve each been given a functioning — and very sharp — sword. Expect lots of interruptions.
It can also be like traveling through the Sahara Desert after someone has forced you to eat 10 boxes of Saltine crackers. You’d give your left leg for a “drink of water”, but stops at the “oasis” are few and far between. Can you say “dry spells”?
Married sex can be like going to your favorite bakery, and ordering a large piece of “atomic banana chocolate torte”, and just as the deliciousness is melting away your stress for the week, you find a knot of hair right in the middle of the frosting. You eat it anyway, because realistically, when is the next time you are going to get to taste something so amazing?
It’s like you are a graduate student, and in order to get your degree, you have to write a 5,000-page essay on the “Horses of Montana: Icons of the West”. And you love the horses of Montana otherwise you wouldn’t be doing your thesis on it, but come on, 5,000 pages? Who upped the requirements? No doubt, as fun as sex is when you are married, after so many years of doing the exact same thing with the exact same person, it can sometimes get monotonous.
What’s my point to all of this? In all seriousness, I want people to know that sex during marriage can be good — great, in fact — but sometimes, it bites the big one. I think if more people knew this, they’d have a better chance of staying together, because they’d also know to expect some tough times.
Not that I agree with the whole concept of what marriage is supposed to be in the first place, but that’s another subject.
To conclude, I just want to say that I love my husband. And I love being married. And I love having sex. And I love having sex with my husband.
I also know that nothing worth anything comes easy in life.
I wouldn’t be mad however, if they changed the rules and said I could have a day every once in a while to go hang out with my friend, Mark. You know who I’m talking about [wink, wink].
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10 things nobody tells you about sex after marriage
TNN | Last updated on - May 25, 2021, 17:52 IST
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Sex is all fun and games when there's no responsibilities or the tag of 'marriage' upon you. Many couples feel sex is the best when there are no limitations but what does really happen when one ties the knot? If no one has told you yet, then you need to hear it: sex after marriage is complicated. And so, know what happily married people have to say about having sex after marriage!
"Its charm fades with time and that is actually logical. You cannot enjoy it constantly for decades...right? My husband and I are married for two years now. We still enjoy it but the frequency has reduced. It is rightly said- lust is temporary but love is permanent!" Neha Pandey, 28
"One must not set any kind of expectation for it. I am a movie buff and had fantasized a lot about it before getting married. But when I had sex, it was nothing like it." Kanika Mehta, 31
"My major realisation was that it's really important for you and your partner to be sexually compatible. Both the partners must share their preferences with each other and strike an understanding. If you prefer more foreplay or enjoy something else more, be upfront about it and discuss it with your partner." Manish Verma, 34
"Unmarried people associate sex with fun and pleasure. In reality, you may experience a few 'oops' moments while having it, that can be painful and beyond your imagination. One must be a little cautious while trying out something new." Nikhil Roshan, 31
"You get more comfortable as the years pass by. Initially, I used to be really conscious about my body hair, fat and what not. In fact, I used to even switch off the lights. Now, I am not apprehensive about anything and completely enjoy it. In fact, it is more pleasurable for me now." Yamini Tomar, 27
"Sometimes, I miss the adventure and excitement of the sex we used to have before marriage. We used to crave for it for weeks and go mad whenever we got a chance to do it. Now, we are married for 5 years, we live together and can have it whenever we want." Himanshu Aggarwal, 32
"Sex brings a lot of hormonal changes in your body. For instance, my period used to never get delayed before getting married. Now, it gets delayed even by a week. The growth of my facial hair around jaw line has increased. Initially, I freaked out a little bit. It's best to visit a gynae and seek professional advice." Prerna Singh, 27
"Sex becomes mundane post marriage and one has to look for innovative ways to find passion amidst this mundanity. It requires effort and willingness from both the sides." Pragya Malhotra, 33
"The biggest challenge with sex post marriage is managing contraception, specially when you are not in a mood to start a family anytime soon. Also, one has to have a proper dialogue with the spouse about the means of contraception one has to use. At times, it's hard to come to consensus on which route to follow - the condom one or the pill one!" Arushi Sharma, 34
"One tends to lose the libido after pregnancy and it requires a lot of hard work from both the partners to find that spark back in their sexual lives! I had to literally work towards the same when I had a baby." Nikita Pant, 36
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