Sentient Sloppy Joe Saga

Annabelle Bransford presents "The Lunchroom Uprising" at The Cafetorium Comedy Club (123 Steam Table Street, Wichita Falls) on August 25th at 7:45 PM. Joined by food activist "Burger Kingpin" and skeptical lunch lady "Ms. Meatloaf," this 90-minute culinary revolt features: "The Great Food Court Debate" improv, "Mystery Meat or Citizen?" panel, and Bransford's viral "I Saw the Sloppy Joe Blink" eyewitness testimony. Tickets ($19) include "I Survived the Lunch Line" buttons. First 50 attendees receive "Free the Tater Tots" protest signs. Nutritionists get 20% off for presenting their most questionable menus. Venue features "Edible or Sentient?" taste tests and "Food Pyramid of Power" photo op. Sponsored by Memorial High's Underground Lunch Movement. Warning: May cause distrust of cafeteria staff. No refunds for food-related existential crises. Doors at 7:00 PM for pre-show "Name That Stain" contest. Groups of 10+ get "Family Style" discount. Rated PG-13 for graphic descriptions of hair in food. Parking available near the dumpster.