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Asking for massage extras and a happy ending
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Erotic Massage Parlor Tips – Part Two
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Police officers posed as employees at Angel Massage in Fresno
A tip led detectives to Angel Massage and after scoping out the foot traffic, officers knew it was a good spot to serve up a search warrant. With the help of the FBI, officers first arrested the workers inside, then took over the business.
But they wired and rigged it up before re-opening it, posing as massage therapists.
"Unbeknownst to the individuals coming into the establishment, looking for illicit sex acts, that they were going to be actually negotiating for these illicit services with an undercover detective," said Fresno Police Detective Sgt. Sean Biggs.
Three women working inside were taken to police headquarters and booked. The ladies only spoke Mandarin Chinese. They were cited for operating a house of prostitution.
Detectives are treating them as victims, but they didn't have much to say to police about the business.
Once officers went to work, one man after another came in - for more than a massage. That's when they were told they were under arrest for solicitation of a prostitute.
"Once the reality started setting in, we had a few that were begging, they were begging. They didn't want to be caught in a situation they were caught in."
Some cried knowing that their names will eventually made public as part of Operation Reveal.
Officers say it was clear some of the male patrons weren't first-time visitors, but it was their first time confronted by a cop. Every ticket issued was a first-time offender.
Detectives say one clue a business may be operating illegally is through some items offered on the massage menu.
"A good example of this would be something that's called a four-hand massage. Basically a four hand is literally four hands, meaning two girls, so that would be a pretty good red flag."
"It's a very clear message that Fresno's going to take very seriously people engaging in human trafficking. We take very seriously people having businesses that impact neighborhoods adversely, such as these massage parlors, that are really prostitution dens. Not gonna happen," Garry Bredefeld a Fresno city councilmember said.
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ω Fucking hell. I really feel for my Fresno erotic massage addicts. Where I'm from, the only erotic massage pitfalls we face are the odd dry handjob or the occasional elderly masseuse. I can't imagine the horror of negotiating some juicy extras and the only dirty talk from the masseuse is "you have the right to remain silent" - how quickly must that deflate an erection?
These type of massage raids / busts / seem to be more and more common and I'm positive I'm not alone when I say, what a giant fucking squandering of resources they are. So in a joint operation between Fresno police and the FBI, all they managed to charge were three Chinese masseuses and 15 guys (number was mentioned in another article) looking for a massage happy ending.
The police of course know that this type of bust targeting the criminal enterprise of the infamous " rub and tug clan" generates all sorts of negative buzz so they swiftly default to the "human trafficking" spiel so we feel like people are being saved and not just a bunch of horny dudes being prosecuted.
"A good example of this would be something that's called a four-hand massage. Basically a four hand is literally four hands, meaning two girls, so that would be a pretty good red flag." - We have a genius on our hands people, whenever I saw a " four hands massage " advertised I just assumed I was going to get rubbed down by Goro from Mortal Combat, never once did I suspect it would be two girls massaging me? Hate to break it to officer IQ, but I've had four hands massages in upscale places like international hotels without any hint of a happy ending so it's a pretty shitty redflag!
I'll stop ranting as these type of busts tilt the fuck out of me and I'll touch on how you can avoid this type of bullshit in a future update. Until then, enjoy the massage porn and I'll have a new erotic massage update milked out during the week.
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Today's update on our ever growing erotic massage guide will be on the topic of fake photos. Fake photos from massage parlors is a common erotic massage scam that you'll undoubtedly face in your dogged pursuit of a happy ending.
Not surprisingly, there's always scams to be found when a masseuse is attempting to part money from the wallet of a horny customer. Fake Photos are probably the most frustrating scam, you're chasing a juicy handjob or blowjob but end up with the ConJob.
You see, many of us erotic massage addicts will be hunting down a local parlor / girl online and we're a superficial bunch. We tend to like our masseuses to be young and hot as nobody likes to get jerked off by a lady named Mildred or Dorothy.
Most of the massage parlors or private girls working from home will use online advertising platforms to promote themselves. The problem is there's tonnes of competition and the girls know that a picture of a comfortable massage table isn't going to be enough to lure you in.
If I'm browsing adverts, I'm not going to stop at one advert and think "wow check out the thread-count on those towels!" or zoom in before exclaiming "Almond oil over Jojoba oil? Y'all aint fucking around"- Point is, I'm a fucking neanderthal and they know this.
So the devious bosses started posting pictures of the masseuses supposedly working at the parlor as that WILL draw in the horny guys. Now I'm certain in the early days of the internet, the girls posted real pics but they swiftly realised that guys don't want a massage from a creature that looks like she's from the Upside Down. So that's when the fake photos started to creep in and once one massage parlor started, the rest followed suit and we now have tonnes of adverts where every masseuse looks like she's hot enough to be in a K-Pop group.
As a customer this is fucking annoying as you turn up expecting a massage from the cute girl from Crouching Tiger but instead get jerked off by that creepy old bitch with the blowdart contraption.
Some of you are probably saying "C'mon dicklips, surely it's not as bad as you're making out?"
Ok let me illustrate with some real adverts that I found. We'll break it down into sections shortly but before we do, here's a few common photo tactics by the businesses who post these fake photos;
Erotic Massage Fake Photos Scam 1: The ugly older sister
The ugly older sister strategy is when the massage parlors inject lookalike fake photos amongst the real photos. They then claim it's the same girl if queried.
Here's a perfect example. Some guys will just see the seductively posed, hot, bunny-faced girl on the left and start running towards the car with wallet and erection at the ready. What they didn't notice was that Grandma flapjacks on the right was also pictured and I guarantee she'll end up being the masseuse that is going to be performing the extras / funeral-rites on your cock.
Most customers would hopefully question why they have to get massaged by the lady who looks like her handjobs smell like methadone when the picture was clearly of a girl much hotter. In these cases the shop always plays the "same girl - look, same clothes!" card and they hope that you're weak / horny enough to just say fuck it and go with the lady who lives in a gingerbread house.
Another great example. We have the lovely air-force captain on the left that would have me ejecting in enemy hands at the speed of sound and the older spitfire on the right that I simply don't want buzzing my engorged flight-tower. I'm sure when customers question the fact that their masseuse looks twenty years older than the first girl they get told "is me but old photo honey".
The hilarious part is that I had to crop out the fact that a little kid was taking a photo of the lady on the right, always a concern when your children are tasked with taking the skanky photos!
Erotic Massage Fake Photos Scam 2: Every masseuse is a model
This fake photos scam is when the massage parlor simply can't be fucked with posting any real photos amid the fakes so they just go all out. Every girl pictured looks like she's from Playboy or a Japanese bukkake video. It's pretty hilarious as I see the photos and think "If that girl did happen to an erotic masseuse then she'd be jerking off prime ministers not perverts like me!"
When you turn up and find none of the advertised girls working you'll be told such tales as "those girls are on holiday", "they left and we haven't had time to update the gallery" or "it's same girls, you need eye prescription not massage darling"
Here's some real example of girls that have been advertised as working at my local erotic massage parlors;
Does anyone actually expect their erotic masseuse to look like this? Don't get me wrong, I've been massaged and jerked off by some stunning girls but turning up expecting girls like the ones above will lead to a disappointed penis boys. If photo's like the above are being posted then it shows the massage parlor has no problems scamming you and I'm willing to bet that your masseuse will end up looking like this instead;
Erotic Massage Fake Photos Scam 3: Every masseuse is an emoticon
This fake photos scam has become very popular of late. The scam involves posting fake photos (as per usual) but covering the girls face with some stupid emoticon or picture. What does this achieve? Well two things, they want you the punter to assume that this is a real girl who wants her identity hidden so nobody knows she's milking loads.
Secondly, it just gives the owner an out when you say "Hey that's not the girl from the photo" as you can't see her face so as long as she vaguely looks the same then they'll insist it's the same girl.
Here's some example of emoticon masseuses;
It's a fucking guarantee that none of these "shy" girls covering their faces will be found at the local erotic massage parlor and the only emoticon used during the massage session will be this;
Erotic Massage Fake Photos Scam 4: The Usual Suspects
In this devious scam, the massage parlor posts a lineup of real pictures of the average looking staff and then one photo of an extremely beautiful girl. It just so happens that every time you visit, the stunner is sick, overseas, on her period or riding a fucking unicorn.
So above we have the wow lineup. You'll notice the first two ladies are pictured in the reception of the shop but strangely Coco is outside holding a bunch of flowers? Why? because that's what cute girls do in fairytales and Coco's just a figment of your imagination. Please don't keep going back hoping that she'll be there to hold your flesh-bouquet as Coco is just bait to lure you into the oily hands of the older ladies.
Well that about covers the topic of fake photos so until next update, happy endings fellas.

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Have you always wanted an erotic massage but have no idea what to expect? Well if you are stressed out at work, dealing with problems at home or struggling to feed your sexual cravings it might be exactly what the doctor ordered. Though it’s sometimes painted with sleazy connotations, the bodywork actually has much more depth than horny middle-aged men getting their fix. In this day in age erotic massage therapy could be a benefit for everyone. And here I am to tell you more…
If you live in a city centre you probably walk past an adult massage parlour on a daily basis, built up areas are saturated with them! Some salons you may even be familiar with and can’t help but wonder what goes on behind closed doors. Erotic massage is often seen as a taboo subject but I can’t stress more that despite contrary belief it is NOT illegal! The service is popular with businessmen, who often opt for an erotic massage on their lunch break and after work.
One of the reasons erotic massage parlours are discreet is to protect their clients. Many maybe married, have kids and are thriving professionals who obviously don’t want to be associated with sexual services. Therefore many erotic massage providers are often masked as ‘Thai massage shops’ or are based in private houses to blend into the surroundings
Most erotic massage parlours advise you to call to book before your session, but don’t worry about any information being leaked – evidence of your booking is usually erased straight after your session! You can always give a fake name and hide your number if you really want to.
The first time you arrive at the parlour might be nerve-wracking. A delicious mix of masseuses will stand in front of your very eyes waiting to be chosen for your hour of thrill – you’ve probably never felt as overwhelmed!
Don’t worry if you’re feeling shy, erotic masseuses are used to first-timers on a daily basis and will do all they can to put you at ease. Some parlours even have a reception where you can sit down and chat to the girls to get a feel for your favourite beforehand. You might even be offered a glass of wine to steady your nerves.
Once you’ve selected your gorgeous therapist you will be shown to the bedroom. Your gorgeous girl will discuss with you beforehand what you want from your session. The beauty of erotic massage is that the style can be moulded to suit your personal preferences, whether you fancy some relaxing romance or something more adventurous.
All erotic massages are performed with the receiver and therapist both naked, but if you’re feeling a little nervous then do inform your masseuse –they’ll be able to undress to the comfort level as the session gradually progresses.
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