Semicolon Strike Standoff

Annabelle Bransford presents "The Great Grammar Rebellion" at The Oxford Comma Comedy Club (456 Syntax Street, Wichita Falls) on September 15th at 7:30 PM. Joined by militant grammarian "The Semicolon Sentinel" and rebellious student "Comma Splice Jones," this 90-minute linguistic showdown features: "Punctuation or Punchline?" improv, "Show Your Work (And Your Clauses)" editing battles, and Bransford's viral "I Was a Teenage Run-On Sentence" confessional. Tickets ($19) include "I Pledge Allegiance to the Semicolon" buttons. First 50 attendees receive authentic red pen relics. Librarians get 15% off for presenting worst student writing samples. Venue features "Grammar Police or Grammar Anarchist?" quiz and "Fix This Sentence" whiteboard wall. Sponsored by Memorial High's Underground Copy Editors. Warning: May cause sudden awareness of passive voice. No refunds for grammatical awakenings. Doors at 7:00 PM for pre-show "Name That Part of Speech" game. Groups of 10+ get "Collective Noun" discount. Rated PG-13 for graphic descriptions of sentence fragments. Parking available near the thesaurus.