Second Baseball Mass Features Papal Home Run and Instant Canonization

Pope Leo XIV surprised everyone at the second Baseball Mass by hitting a towering home run off a ceremonial pitch from Cardinal "Curveball" Conti. The crowd erupted. A child in the outfield shouted, "That's the power of Pentecost!" The Pope humbly rounded the bases while swinging incense like a censer bat. Vatican sources confirmed the ball was instantly relic-classified and now resides in the Sistine Batcase. READ MORE --> https://note.com/bohineynews/n/n76af85b67ac0?sub_rt=share_pb