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I put my semen into scrambled eggs when I cook them. Reddit what are your own weird, yet excellent, cooking tips/tricks?
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What I do is, excuse my frankness, I masturbate while I have the pan heating up on the stove a bit and with the eggs already whisked in a measuring glass. I ejaculate directly into the eggs, stir a bit, and then pour the eggs/semen onto the pan. I stir and scramble and such, and add a bit of shredded cheese into the mix. Basically I make the scrambled eggs like anyone else, I just add the semen to the eggs before they go into the pan, and I add the shredded cheese.
I have to say the semen really does add a unique and delicious taste to the eggs, it kind of uplifts the whole flavor of the scrambled eggs and I swear they seem a little fluffier than normal. It is something I highly recommend. I have been doing this for about 4 years.
Reddit what are your unusual but sweeeeeeeeeeet cooking tips and tricks?
Holy fuck. Reddit just broke my WTF-meter.
Not to be homophobic, but I do not plan to have breakfast at your place.
You gotta syphon the spinach, you gotta cream the corn Sperm scrambles the eggs and a meal is born Cookin' like a beginner, but I'm goin' up in her I had Fritos for lunch I'm havin' bush for dinner Chef Boyardee and the Three Muskateers Shove Charleston Chews in their rears like queers "Holy moly, guacamole!" said my Chips Ahoy I'm gonna pinch a ravioli on the Pillsbury dough boy
I can't take anyone seriously who puts TeeHe in their user name.
I will bet nobody who knows you in real life will ever eat at your house again after you tell them about your little reddit joke.
People consume semen on a fairly regular basis. What is so weird/unbelievable about me doing the same, but significantly increasing the flavor? Explain?
Edit: How about an actual answer instead of downvotes? If you are all so opposed to semen consumption why not rally against blowjobs? Explain to me the difference. I am serious as hell I am confounded by how you support one but aghast at this.

https://www.thebody.com/article/safe-ways-consuming-semen
You should know: The answer above provides general health information that is not intended to replace medical advice or treatment recommendations from a qualified health care professional.
This is likely the most bizarre question you've ever been asked.
I would like to introduce semen into my diet. I want to be certain that it can be done in a safe way (incase the semen in hiv infectious). Here are my questions?
Would adding semen into a scrambled egg mixture and then cooking it in a frying pan kill any hiv present? (How long or what temperature would I have to cook it for)?
Does diluting semen with water kill hiv?
Is eating semen in any of these ways a safe alternative from swallowing it right from the 'tap', so to speak?
Is there a potential risk of other STD's from doing this?
The "most bizarre question" I've even been asked? Nah, although you might squeak into the top-25 category. So you want to add semen to your diet. Hmm. Might I inquire why? Sure, spunk could indeed be considered a high-protein snack, but then again so is trail mix.
Responding to your specific questions:
You want to load your scrambled eggs with a load of spunk? Well, OK. I wonder what such a concoction would be called on a menu at the local diner. Perhaps "Baby Batter Scramble?" Frying HIV would indeed kill it.
Freezing HIV also kills it. Are you planning a cum-flavored sorbet?
Yes, diluting HIV with enough water will render it noninfectious. Will you market it as "Sparkling Jizz Juice?"
From an HIV acquisition perspective, the answer would be yes. However, I must say most folks are not considering Julia Child's recipes when giving a routine blow job.
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This is actually something people do – there is an entire cookbook dedicated to semen-based recipes – it’s called Natural Harvest. There is also a website www.cookingwithcum.com . Before we delve further into this topic – I need to ask my male readers to help me with the research on this topic. Most sources I have researched state that the average ejaculate is about a teaspoon --- so for recipes that call for a couple of TABLESPOONS – like the Creamy Cum Crepes are going to take some team work. (These are simply crepes filled with cottage cheese and 2 tablespoons of cum)
Time to bring back the circle jerk! The author of the cookbook states that this ingredient is readily available in most homes and restaurants. Is this sanitary? I don’t think you are supposed to have your pants off in a restaurant – and what if pubic hair flies into the collection vessel? The circle jerk with a large collection vessel in the middle seems best. Or give everyone a baggie and a rubber band.
There is nutritional value in semen – protein, enzymes, etc. But has this person visited Africa in the last 21 days? It is not always wise to share bodily fluids, and the book clearly states that you should never add man juice to a recipe without telling all the diners what’s in your stew.
Apparently it cooks like egg whites – and the first thing they suggest trying it to lightly oil a skillet, put it on the stove until it gets hot, then take it off the stove and beat off right into the skillet – then treat it like scrambled eggs. Hopefully you are not very hungry. You might want to put some bread in the toaster too………..
You can also make cocktails with it - - like a white Russian – same recipe just add ejaculate.
I think you could use it as a glaze on Christmas cookies……….just use a pastry brush to dust it on a cooled sugar cookie – then add sprinkles. (That’s my idea – not from the book – who doesn’t like sprinkles?!?!)
So back to the research……………how much volume can you collect from a morning masturbation session?? Morning, after a good sleep, is your best bet for your largest gathering – also stay very hydrated – let me know what you produce.
Quite frankly if you like sperm this much – just do straight shots of it – why bother with all the dishes.

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