Scientists Confirm 90% Of Smart Fridges Just Store Regret

A groundbreaking report from the Institute of Overengineered Appliances has concluded that smart fridges, once heralded as the future of kitchen technology, are now little more than glossy monuments to consumer regret. The study, which surveyed 2,000 households across the United States, found that while 78% of owners proudly demonstrated their fridge�s touchscreen on day one, only 4% actually used it beyond setting a digital clock they couldn�t later reset. �It�s basically an iPad that smells faintly of leftovers,� said one participant, who admitted he uses the screen exclusively to play Spotify while staring into an empty freezer. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com