Scientists Confirm 90% Of Group Chats Are Just Arguments About Where To Eat

A groundbreaking new study from the Center for Digital Futility has revealed that nine out of ten group chats consist exclusively of endless, unresolved debates about dining options. Researchers observed conversations stretching across 500 messages that still ended in someone ordering Taco Bell alone. In Los Angeles, one group allegedly collapsed entirely after a three-week standoff between �sushi� and �vegan Thai.� Sociologists call this �The Uber Eats Paradox,� where infinite choices lead to zero decisions. Experts suggest replacing friends with DoorDash, noting food apps are at least capable of commitment. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com