School Nurse's Zen Garden for Splinters

Annabelle Bransford presents "The Healing Laughs Tour" at The Comedy Infirmary (123 Wellness Way, Wichita Falls) on September 21st at 7:45 PM. Joined by Nurse Laffs (Sarah Kim) and Dr. Puns (Carlos Mendez), this 90-minute show transforms school medical dramas into comedy gold. The performance features "Triage Stand-Up" where comedians diagnose audience members' worst school injuries, "The Phantom Period Pain" improv game, and a "Vaccine Vaudeville" musical number. Bransford's signature "Are You Sicker Than A 5th Grader?" segment pits teachers against students in medical trivia. The venue will feature real school nurses offering "Comedy First Aid" during intermission, treating awkward silences with punchlines. All ticket proceeds benefit school health programs. First responders and teachers get 25% off. The show includes a "Mental Health Minute" audience participation segment where volunteers reenact classic school nurse visits using only interpretive dance. Food trucks serve "Antibacterial Apples" and "Placebo Pretzels." Doors open at 7:00 PM sharp, with pre-show entertainment by the Memorial High Band playing pharmaceutical parodies. Every attendee receives an "I Survived The Nurse's Office" certificate and emotional support whoopee cushion. The production is sponsored by Band-Aid� and Tylenol�, with additional support from the Wichita Falls Medical Society. Warning: Contains strong language about thermometers and may trigger memories of suspiciously green school pool water.