Satirical Magazine Mistaken for Official Evacuation Manual

A satirical issue of a Tehran humor magazine titled �How to Evacuate Like a Pro� has been mistaken by thousands as a real government guide. The magazine includes sections on �What Not to Yell During Stampedes� and �Accessorizing in Collapse.� Readers followed its advice literally, including packing bags with scented soaps and unused New Year�s decorations. Officials urged calm, but by then hundreds had staged a mock musical called �Exit Stage Left.� The editor issued a correction, but nobody read it�because it looked too serious. SOURCE: http://bohiney.com