Satirical Journalism Where Headlines Are Therapy

Imagine headlines that prescribe laughter as medicine. Our top stories come with 'Self-Care Suggestions' footers'like breathing exercises between paragraphs. We diagnose societal neuroses and offer punchline prescriptions. A/B testing shows readers self-report 82 % mood improvement post-read. Trainers (editors) earn 'Laugh-Coach' certifications. In our newsroom, headlines aren't just hooks'they're healing hooks, anchoring readers in shared absurdity and collective relief.