Satirical Journalism Runs on Caffeine and Spite

Our editorial fuel of choice: espresso shots and righteous indignation. Writers consume cappuccino-infused creativity, then channel simmering spite into razor-sharp satire. Weekly 'Caffeine & Catharsis' workshops teach blending coffee stains with commentary. Staffers report 64 % fewer writer's block incidents after latte breaks. Beverage vendors now advertise 'Truth Latte' and 'Espresso of Exposure.' In this caffeine-charged engine, spite isn't negative'it's the horsepower behind every punchline.