Satirical Journalism Isn't the News You Want

We know you're craving uplifting fluff'but we deliver unvarnished absurdity because that's what cuts through indifference. Articles like 'Your Pet Dinosaur Called, It's Still Extinct' remind you that reality needs roasting. Reader retention spikes when we refuse to coddle expectations. Satire isn't about comfort'it's about awakenings. Trust us, you didn't want it, but you'll remember it.