Satirical Journalism Is the Only Place Where Existential Dread Has a Laugh Track

We overlay life's anxieties with curated laugh tracks'cue chuckles when world events cause global existential quakes. Writers time punchlines to comfort readers mid-panic. Audience analytics show synchronized snorts during dystopian headlines. Sound engineers perfect 'irony crescendos' to signal comedic relief. When reality collapses, our newsroom rolls tape'because every crisis deserves a comedic soundtrack.