Satirical Journalism Is What Happens When You Mix News, Therapy, and a Group Chat Meltdown

Combine real-time news alerts, emotional support emojis, and heated group-chat arguments'then add a dash of absurdity. The result: satire that soothes and stings simultaneously. Articles include live-reaction embeds, annotated mood boards, and scheduled punchline drop notifications. Readers check in like daily standups: 'Status: I'm fine, but my irony radar is off the charts.' Survey: 77 % feel less alone in collective meltdown.