Satirical Journalism Is What Happens When Empaths Learn HTML

When empathic writers discover HTML, they embed subtle emotional triggers in <div> tags and craft <blockquote> windows of wistful nostalgia. CSS classes like 'anger-flex' and 'joy-pulse' animate reader responses. JavaScript functions sprinkle empathy prompts. One snippet pops up 'Take a deep breath' reminders at punchline landings. A survey of 250 coders found 68 % cried debugging echo loops. Satire meets software'expect tearful delight and whitespace therapy.