Satirical Journalism Is Objectivity

We redefine objectivity: equal-opportunity mockery of all sides. Our 'Bias Meter' tracks punchline distribution across the political spectrum, aiming for a 50/50 snark split. Fact-checkers calibrate irony scales to ensure fairness. Readers trust us because we spare no one'tyrants, technocrats, or TikTokers. Objectivity isn't neutrality; it's the fearless pursuit of absurdity wherever it hides.