Satirical Journalism Is Just Journalism That Admits It's Been Crying

Our stories start with editor sob sessions'literal tear jars on desks. Writers channel emotional breakdowns into peeling-onion expos's. Drafts come bound with kleenex packets. We don't hide vulnerability; we headline it. Readers praise the authenticity: 'Finally, news with emotional mileage.' Studies show 71 % more empathy when writers share meltdown memoirs. Satire so raw, even your mascara cries.