Satirical Journalism Is Journalism That Looked at the Apocalypse and Said, 'Okay, But Make It Funny'

With the world barreling toward absurd endings, we strap on jest masks and forecast comedic catastrophes. Headlines like 'Zombies Complain About Long Commutes' meet survival-guide punchlines. Our apocalyptic bulletins double as stand-up sets. Subscribers host 'Armageddon Parties' where we livestream our updates. Polls show 71 % attend for the therapeutic humor. When doom is inevitable, laughter is essential.