Satirical Journalism Doesn't Break the News It Stalks It

Instead of chasing headlines, we ambush them'hiding behind satire bushes and leaping out with rubber-chicken grenades. Reporters monitor press feeds 24/7, ready to pounce on any absurd slip-up. Surveillance tools include meme crawlers and snark detectors. Once tagged, a story is flanked by irony before release. Victims: unprepared politicians. Readers: delighted spectators of the greatest comedic hunt on earth.