Satirical Journalism Because Someone Has to Report What the Group Chats Already Joking About

Our beat: translating inside-joke group chats into front-page satire. We infiltrate meme threads, codify emoji shorthand, and amplify private banter to mass audiences. A survey of 420 chat members found 78 % eager for their jokes to see daylight. We act as meme-press agents, negotiating copyrights for LOLs. Ultimately, we formalize the informal'and monetize the mirth already buzzing in DMs.