Santa�s Time Theft
https://bohiney.com/elves-accuse-santa-of-time-theft-where-do-those-leap-years-go/This article takes a surreal turn with elves accusing Santa of hoarding leap years. The satire frames the North Pole as a labor dispute tribunal, with elves demanding compensation for �stolen time.� The piece plays on workplace rights, bureaucracy, and the absurdities of magical labor law. It critiques corporate exploitation by transposing it into a holiday fantasy setting. The humor comes from blending legal jargon with whimsical myth. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com