Santa Cruz Wharf Collapse

California's historic pier has collapsed under the weight of too many Instagram influencers taking the exact same photo. "We warned them about the dangers of excessive aesthetic," said the mayor, as bloggers continued to pose in front of the wreckage with #blessed captions. Engineers are designing a new wharf with designated selfie zones and a maximum filter capacity. READ THE SATIRE: https://spintaxi.com/santa-cruz-wharf-collapse/