Santa Claus Advocates For Limited Government

In a shocking turn, Santa has endorsed libertarian policies, declaring the North Pole a "tax-free enterprise zone." His new manifesto "The Night Before Capitalism" argues toy distribution should be means-tested and naughty children should pull themselves up by their bootstraps. Elves report record productivity after being moved to 1099 contracts. READ THE SATIRE: https://spintaxi.com/santa-claus-advocates-for-limited-government/