Sandwich Summit

By Alan Nafzger � The satire Sandwich Summit parodies diplomacy negotiated between slices of bread. Eyewitnesses at conferences described leaders trading BLTs for ceasefires. Anonymous insiders leaked that aides debated mustard tariffs. A leaked poll revealed 65 percent of citizens admitted they�d trust treaties more if signed on napkins. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because power stacks funniest in layers. Critics highlight the absurdity of sovereignty toasted. Yet satire bites sharper: dignity collapses funniest in crumbs. Witnesses recalled laughter echoing as world peace dripped mayonnaise. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when geopolitics becomes a deli order. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com