Sambusa Thoughts

Have you ever wondered maybe God could be a woman? Like a human woman, a female one. We can debate on its existence but if we agree on the Abrahamic references of God, it feels like it’s a woman. Think about it, the property of Abrahamic Gods, am talking about Allah and Jesus. They are jealous, sometimes exaggerated jealousy of petty things, very dramatic, emotional and usually, they defy logic and their love and hate are unconditional. God can spend time and energy to create some men just for the consumption of Hell. The extent to which God goes to prove a point is brutal. Women share the same threat. Yes, some men do but hear me out… like, Men don’t usually get envy of the things they already have but Women do.

Moreover, take the complexity of our environment and nature is unmanly. You create the ocean, drop some fish in it, some plants, bacteria, fungi, and some weird unknown shit. Why tho? We already have a complex ecosystem on land; we have trees, animals, fungi and microbes, and humans? Why do you need both ecosystems on the same planet? I feel like if God was a man, he will make two independent universes, both with their own complex world, independently. Different planet per se. In different folders. The inter dependency and the complex interaction we have with our water world is a byzantine for a Man.

Men share 99.9% of their genes with the next dude. If they were the creators, they would think that is Gay and will make sure it will never happen. Bro Code 109. Besides, we share 96% of our genes with chimps, 90 with a cat, a fucking cat! A man will NOT allow sharing a gene with an entitled brat. Trust me on that. We share 85% of our genes with rats and 80% with cows, 60% with chickens, and 50% with bananas. Yes, you probably saying isn't obvious a Man thinks with his dick 50% of the time? But, you think he will be ok to share 70% of genes with Slimy Marine Worm? I think NOT. Moreover, the complexity of these creatures and other millions of lives with basically the same gene structure looks like how our moms do all those things with limited time and resources. ማብቃቃት! Men are wasteful. For men, recycling the same gene to create multiple creatures is being lazy as fuck.

If men created life, they will make sure they all be different and independent by themselves and probably it will take them 7,000 years or more instead of 7 days. Let's face it they cant multitask. Humans and zebrafish share a whopping 70% of the same genes. Do you know women outperform men in swimming? Men won’t let that happen if they got the opportunity to create a fish and women, they will make sure they also win the race. Only women can think of abstract and interconnected thoughts at this level, at the same time, anytime and every time. Tell me a Man will allow the same elements that is in his ex-girlfriend will be used to make the beautiful Jupiters moon or his mom.

ማብቃቃት ሲባል I think every life form is somehow water. Tomato is just flavored water. The tomato plant is like a processing machine that turns water into ball-shaped edible stuff. It might use some stardust on the way but mainly its water. Even the solid parts are mainly made up of water or something that comes from water. Papaya and avocado are tick water with a flavor and a natural dye. The human body is water and hair and nails grow from something wet. Wet by water. Carrots, onion, apple, or weed; all are flavored water. And, Fish is fish, it even sounds like pouring water, fishhhhhhhh. Every living thing is either water or water-ish.

Speaking of fish, do you think they think humans are disabled? Or retarded? They are like, why do they have to drag their feet on the dirt to move? Why the fuck waste all that energy on friction just to move? For a fish, I think we look like an old mechanical machine. Art but a slob. In the fish world, most of their environment has a smooth surface; in the human world, everything seems to have some kind of sharp edge. Because she likes it rough, *wink! If men created the world, we wouldn’t walk, we will levitate and propel to our destination using our farts, or something similar.

I feel like men are squares and women are circles. And if you think about it, most of our life is circular. The universe is full of circular stuff.

Life is so circular that it repeats itself infinitely. I think that is what makes us alive or makes us exist? Everything repeats, everything copied, everything comebacks again. Everything we do is a repetition of something and every problem we face is a continuation of the circle. Every excellence and flaw we have, we pass it on and we suck it back.

Look at computers, they crash when you try to over-process things. Just like their inventors. They overheat, break and freeze as humans do. Companies and business do the same, fatigues breaks down institutions and governments. Just like individual humans beings. Machines usually act like humans but with stronger character. Cars breakdown, if you don’t take care of the oil, check the wheels and keep them clean, they will soon be torn down become a burden. Just like you morons, if you don’t take care of yourself, you will breakdown and become a useless piece of shit. Painkillers and temporary solutions are just like that shiny polish that hides the scratch of the car paint. We pass our character to our creations. Life is a circle and I say she is the creator.

On a grander level, everything that was ever created on the earth is still on earth. Except for the satellites, Elons’ car, and Mars Rover. Water is scarce but we still use the same water that has been here billions of years ago. It's recycling itself but in a way that we don’t want it to be. We are burning fossil fuels from the time of the dinosaurs while polluting the earth as much as possible so that we can kill enough animals and plants to produce another carbon fuel for the coming millions of years.

So don’t mourn for your dead grandpa, he might fuel a generator some millions of years in the future, he might end up as a toilet sink or becomes a critical element that will help us become an intergalactic creature. Worst case, he might end up as a weapon of mass destruction in his time. The plastics on your phone right now may have dinosaur’s that died while having sex, a tree, and other weird or beautiful creatures decomposed for millions of years under unimaginable pressure. However, here you are reading a dumb shit instead of doing something that can change humanity as we know it. Don’t you have a bigger fish to catch instead of stressing about why that bitch left you on read? We still arguing if love should be a Noun or a Verb. Does it matter if it is an adjective? Does it change the feelings you have for your crush?

Like, why we spend so much time and energy on small things instead of working on time travel, curing disease and why don’t we move faster than light? Isn't so ironic that humanity suffers from poverty? Like what an actual fuck is that? Dozens of Men have enough resources to vaccinate the whole population but somehow we choose not to ask that kind of question and keep suffering from a pandemic.

How? Is it because የእናት ሆድ ዥጉርጉር ነው? Get it? She is a woman *wink and just like that, I go back to the topic. In a fucking circle.

When the time comes, another giant will come and hit the earth or the sun will explode. We will be extinct the same way we were created.

@wondersoul