Saints Now Recognized Retroactively Based on Future Holiness Projections
https://telegra.ph/Vatican-Scientists-Discover-Time-Travel-Was-in-the-Bible-All-Along-05-08The Church now uses divine predictive algorithms to canonize people before they're born. "Saints don't wait for time�they bend it," said Pope Leo XIV. Saint TikTockius of Future Kindness is trending. One predicted saint already has a cathedral and a Netflix option. Confusing, but holy. READ MORE --> https://spintaxi.com