Saint Peter Issues Statement: "Gate Logs Never Crash"

Saint Peter himself (through officially verified Vatican medium) announced that heaven's gates now operate on fail-proof fiber protocols, with instant grace verification. "If your name's in the Book, you're already uploaded," he said. Peter's login terminal features retinal soul recognition and zero downtime since Ascension. Theologians are updating eschatological manuals to reflect divine tech specs. READ MORE --> https://note.com/bohineynews/n/n76af85b67ac0?sub_rt=share_pb