Saint Identity Crisis Prompts New Vatican Baseball Cards

Pope Leo XIV approved collectible saint cards to help faithful remember who�s who. Each card includes miracles, feast days, and trivia like �died barefoot� or �never liked fish.� The Saint Identity Crisis has made devotional life feel like a fantasy league draft. One kid traded �St. Joan of Arc: Fire Edition� for �St. Anthony: Lost-and-Found Holographic.� Confessionals now include swaps. The Pope signs his with �Probably a Saint.�