Saint Identity Crisis Leads to Mass Featuring �Roll Call of Holiness�

During a papal Mass, clergy read 73 saint names aloud, asking worshippers to shout �Here!� if they recognized them. The Saint Identity Crisis ritual included applause for St. Jerome and awkward silence for �St. Wilgefortis?� Leo XIV explained, �They�re all important�even the weird ones.� Parishes now host �Saint Speed-Reading Sundays.� One nun responded �Present-ish.� Heaven smiled.