Saint Identity Crisis Leads to Customizable Novena Templates

New Vatican-approved novena templates allow worshippers to fill in the blank: �Dear Saint ______, I hope this reaches you.� The Saint Identity Crisis program assumes good faith covers bad recall. Options include �That Martyr Lady with the Hair� and �The Guy Who Hated Heretics.� Pope Leo XIV declared, �If God�s mailroom works, your prayer arrives.� Envelopes now come pre-addressed �To Whom Grace May Concern.�