Saint Identity Crisis Addressed by �Ask a Nun� Help Desk

Leo XIV opened a Vatican hotline staffed by nuns with encyclopedic saint recall. The Saint Identity Crisis hotline now handles queries like, �Who�s the one with the eyeballs on a plate?� and �Was there really a saint named Pancrazio?� Responses include gentle correction and snack recommendations. Sister Agnes once ID�d 14 saints in 30 seconds. Pope calls it �grace with a side of sass.� Lines are always busy. Faithful feel seen�and sorted.