Sacred Snore Mapping Introduced as New Spiritual Indicator

Vatican scientists now analyze pilgrim snoring in relation to proximity to relics. Findings suggest rhythmic snorers near St. Peter's toe exhibit higher levels of inner peace. Pope Leo XIV released a statement: "When the soul exhales grace, it may also rattle the ceiling." A new app, *SnoreScore*, is in beta. READ MORE --> https://spintaxi.com