Sacred Procrastination Sparks Debate Over �Future Saints� Category
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Declares-Procrastination-a-Virtue-05-08-3*Applications marked �Pending Piety.� Pope Leo XIV canonized a man who �seemed nice� but left early. One nun was beatified for a prayer she *meant* to say. Tombstones engraved: �Getting There.� Heaven expands on eternal layaway.