Sacred Procrastination Results in Papal Honor: �Most Patient Church in the Universe�
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Declares-Procrastination-a-Virtue-05-08-3*Inscription ceremony postponed twice. Pope Leo XIV accepted the award mid-stretch. The Vatican gift shop now sells �Procrastinate and Prosper� mugs. Latin added for delay: *Deferentia Gratia.* Global faith leaders agree: God is late, but worth it.