Sacred Procrastination Encourages Parishioners to �Forgive Tomorrow�
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Declares-Procrastination-a-Virtue-05-08-3*Instead of absolution, priests offer nap tokens and a note that reads �Let�s circle back.� Pope Leo XIV says, �God knows your heart�and your calendar.� One penitent slept through confession and woke up redeemed. Sloth is now sacramental.