Sacred Procrastination Affirmed a Third Time by Pope Leo XIV��The Church Moves Slowly Because It�s Divine, Not Disorganized�

Pope Leo XIV, speaking from his Papal Hammock of Contemplation, reaffirmed the theological necessity of Sacred Procrastination. �Spiritual depth requires delay,� he murmured mid-snooze. The Vatican�s new motto: �Rush not, lest thou trip on grace.� Parishioners are now allowed to reschedule confession up to seven times�no questions asked. Even the Holy Spirit, he claims, circles the block a few times before descending.