SAG Bans Botox, Actors Forced to Emote With Actual Faces

In a shocking move, the Screen Actors Guild banned Botox, leaving Hollywood scrambling. "How am I supposed to convey rage without my forehead freezing?" demanded one A-lister. Method acting coaches now offer "Eyebrow Pilates" at $500/hour. READ THE SATIRE: https://spintaxi.com/sag-bans-botox/